I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. Yeah, thanks.I'm as motivated as a sloth on…
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.Chuck Norris can kill two…
I may be old, but I still know how to have a good laugh!Senior citizen by age, class clown by…
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.My office chair is my throne, and I shall reign in laziness.Coffee: because…
I'm king of the world! - TitanicI'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears…
I'm not lazy, I'm just saving my energy for the after-work nap.My job description should include 'professional cake taster'.I don't…
Merry Christmas, shitter was full!Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo!The most enduring traditions of the…
I'm kind of a big deal.Stay classy, San Diego.60% of the time, it works every time.I'm in a glass case…
I may be little but I have big dreams!I can't wait to grow up and eat candy whenever I want!Sometimes,…
I'm king of the world! - TitanicHere's looking at you, kid. - CasablancaMay the Force be with you. - Star…
Mom, when I grow up, I want to be as cool as you!Dad, can we have pizza for breakfast? It's…
A mother's love is forever inked on my heart.Two souls, one bond, mother and daughter.The love between a mother and…
A daughter's love for her mother knows no bounds.A mother's love is like a compass that guides her daughter throughout…
A sister is a forever friend who loves you unconditionally.Having a sister is like having a built-in best friend.No matter…
Being loved is the most beautiful feeling in the world.Love is the glue that holds us together, making us feel…
Love is the key that unlocks the door to a lifetime of happiness in marriage.A successful marriage requires falling in…
I want you to know that you are the missing piece in my life's puzzle.I want you to be the…
Love is not a fight, but it's something worth fighting for. - Warren BarfieldLove is a battlefield, but with the…
A true friend accepts you for who you are, and my boy best friend does just that.Having a boy best…
Seeing isn't believing... Believing is seeing. - The Santa ClauseChristmas is a time for miracles. So be of good cheer!…