Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but not as much as you! You're the marshmallow to my…
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She hugged me.Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up…
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap.Love is being stupid together, that's why…
Goodbye, high school. Hello, the rest of my life!I graduated high school, but I still haven't graduated from using my…
Having a blast on the fourth of July is the only way to ignite your summer!Fireworks, freedom, and food –…
Dear Santa, I've been good this year, please refer all questionnaire requests to my cat.I'm only a morning person on…
Hoppy Easter! May your day be filled with chocolate and bunny ears!Easter is the only time it's acceptable to put…
I love work, I could sit and watch it all day.Work: the best way to procrastinate on life.I pretend to…
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.Luck of…
I'm thankful for elastic waistbands on Thanksgiving.Thanksgiving: when my diet becomes just a 'die' with a 't' on the end.Thanksgiving:…
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?Do you believe in love at first sight or should…
Life is better in flip flops.Good vibes and sunny skies.Sunshine is my favorite accessory.No rain, no flowers.Beach hair, don't care.Summer:…
Giraffes are the tallest living animals on land, with an average height of 18 feet.The neck of a giraffe alone…
Work hard, play harder.The best way to predict the future is to create it.Success is not the key to happiness,…
Stay cool, embrace your uniqueness.Life is too short for boring photos.Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.Dream big, achieve bigger.In…
Christmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. - Norman Vincent Peale…
Every leaf speaks bliss to me, fluttering from the autumn tree.Autumn leaves are like nature's confetti.Fall is the season that…
You're the puzzle piece that completes me, Valentine.Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you is forever true.Every…
Adventure awaits just one flight away.Escape reality, embrace the unknown.Life is short. Take the trip.Inhale confidence, exhale stress.Paradise found, worries…
Sun-kissed days are the best days.Summertime and the living is easy.Beach hair, don't care.Summer: the season of endless possibilities.Lazy days,…