May the Force be with you. - Star WarsLife is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're…
Here's looking at you, kid. - CasablancaMay the Force be with you. - Star WarsI'm the king of the world!…
Success is not a destination, it's a journey fueled by motivation.The only way to do great work is to love…
Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore RooseveltSuccess is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the…
Age is just a number, but my sense of humor is timeless.My hair may be gray, but my spirit is…
I don't have a drinking problem, I have a problem with not having a drink!Alcohol may not solve all your…
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.Dear math, please grow up…
Did you know that in Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 p.m. in apartment buildings?Can you…
Did you know that it's impossible to tickle yourself? Your brain anticipates the sensation and cancels it out!Penguins have a…
Did you know that the average person laughs 10 times a day, but a hyena can laugh up to 300…
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.Coffee: the gasoline of office life.I'm not a control freak, I just…
I'm kind of a big deal.I'm not a baby. I am a man. I am an anchorman.I don't know how…
If you ain't first, you're last.Shake and bake!I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.You gotta learn to…
Did you know that goats have rectangular pupils?A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.Sloths only poop once a week,…
Mom, can I have a unicorn for my birthday? Pretty please?I'm not just a kid, I'm a superhero in disguise!Why…
Children are like flowers, they bring color to our world.In every child, there is a little bit of magic.A child's…
Love is always worth the risk, even if you get stuck in a tree like I do sometimes. - Winnie…
Family time is the best time.In the end, all that matters is the time we spend with our loved ones.Time…
Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever. - Psalm 107:1Let us come before him…
A big sister is a friend, a mentor, and a confidant all rolled into one.Having a big sister means having…