I'm not a Grinch, I just have selective Christmas cheer.Christmas is great, it's the carolers that need to be stopped.I…
Teamwork makes the dream work, but so does a funny meme.We may not be the funniest team, but at least…
Did you know that some birds can recognize themselves in the mirror? Talk about a vanity problem!In 2006, a comedian…
Nothing can prepare you for the moment your child uses your own words against you.Life as a mom is a…
I may not have aced math, but I can still count my friends on one hand.School is like a circus:…
Coffee: because adulting is hard and morning alarms are louder than my dreams.I take my coffee with a side of…
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.A best friend is…
Did you know that the word bed actually looks like a bed if you turn it 90 degrees?Coffee is the…
Life is too short to take seriously, so have fun and enjoy the ride.In the chaos of life, find your…
Middle school may seem like the end of the world, but it's really just the beginning of your journey.Middle school…
If you ain't first, you're last.I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.Shake and bake, baby!The way I…
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap.I love you more than a squirrel…
I am not lazy, I am just on energy-saving mode.I used to be indecisive, but now I am not so…
Life is too short to be taken seriously, so make sure to laugh along the way.The best things in life…
I did it! I survived four years of lectures, exams, and cafeteria food.Now that I have a degree, I'll finally…
I'm a human, but I was raised by elves, so I have the grace of an elf and the clumsiness…
I'm not a smartass, I just have a higher intellect than average.I may be a smartass, but at least I'm…
Children are the world's greatest storytellers, with their wild imaginations and pure hearts.In the eyes of a child, every day…
I am thankful for the small things in life that bring me joy.Gratitude is the key that unlocks the door…
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more on St. Patrick's Day.May the road rise up to meet…