Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn MonroeSuccess makes…
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood…
Not all those who wander are lost. - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the RingsIt is our choices, Harry, that…
Did you know that the average person laughs 13 times a day?In Japan, there is a spa where you can…
I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.On Wednesdays, we wear pink.Get in loser, we're going shopping.Is butter a…
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.Stupid is as stupid does.My momma always…
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Sometimes the biggest up is just around the corner.Ups and downs are a natural part of life's rollercoaster.Every up is…
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a sense of humor makes the teamwork!In teamwork, there's always room for a good…
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me…
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. - Michael ScottI declare bankruptcy! - Michael ScottSometimes I'll start a…
I'm king of the world! - TitanicLife moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a…
I pretend to work because they pretend to pay me.The key to productivity: coming up with creative ways to avoid…
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor BorgeA day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie…
Friends who make you laugh so hard you snort are keepers.A good friend will lend you their umbrella. A best…
I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!You stole my heart, but I know you'll take good…
Life is too short to take everything seriously, so laugh more often!If something is too hard, just remember that you…
My husband is like a comedian without an audience - he's always cracking jokes, even when no one else is…
I'm so scary on Halloween that even ghosts cross the street to avoid me.I put the 'laughter' in 'slaughter' this…
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin WilliamsI love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound…