I'm not fat, I'm just a well-rounded dog!My cat wears sunglasses, she's too cool for regular shades!I don't always chase…
I'm not bossy, I'm the boss.Fashion is the ultimate form of self-expression.If you can't handle me at my worst, you…
I'm not bad, I'm just genetically and experimentally mischievous.Experiment 626 reporting for chaos!DNA experiment from outer space, ready to cause…
I'm not a killer, but if I were, I would hide the evidence better.People always say I got away with…
I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a drug smuggler. There's a difference.We're the Millers, we don't do anything halfway.Fake family,…
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV.Funny is when you're serious.I can't tell jokes because I get…
I'm not a big fat panda. I'm the big fat panda.I refuse to be hampered by something as trivial as…
I'm not a bad girl, I'm just a world-class rebel.I don't need a prince charming, I'm the queen of my…
I'm listening.I'm a human being, not an answering machine.I'm a psychiatrist, not a magician.Coffee is like a Hug in a…
I'm like a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest!If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow the wax out of your…
I'm like a fine wine, getting better with age and leaving a smooth taste in your mouth.I'm the sauce that…
I'm just trying to be the best version of myself, on and off the court.When I step on the court,…
I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. - The Godfather (1972)It's not about how hard you hit.…
I'm glad I met you because you've shown me what true friendship looks like.I never knew how much joy a…
I'm falling for you like a shooting star, fast and unstoppable.Every time I see your smile, I fall deeper for…
I'm Bruce Almighty! Look up 'almighty' in the dictionary, and you'll see a picture of me!It's not easy being God,…
I'm a mechanic, not a magician, but I can still make your car disappear to my garage for a few…
I'm a man of many nicknames, but you can call me Schmidt.Life is just a series of tests and anyone…
I'm a five-star man!I don't just want the waitress, I want to destroy her.I've got a bleeder.I have a system,…
I'm a firm believer that music makes the world a better place.Life is like a song, it has its ups…