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Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.Love is a lot like a WiFi…
My life is like a Facebook timeline, filled with random updates and stupid people.I'm not addicted to Facebook, I just…
Maybe Christmas doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. - The GrinchIf my calculations…
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.The problem isn't that I have too…
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You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it.Love is like a fart, if you have to force it,…
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