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Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! - Home Alone Santa! Oh my God! Santa's coming! I know him! I know him!…
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May your Christmas be filled with joy and love. ¡Feliz Navidad! Wishing you a merry and bright Christmas. ¡Feliz Navidad!…
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You are my rock, my love, and my partner in this beautiful journey of marriage. I am grateful every day…