May the Force be with you.I have a bad feeling about this.Do or do not. There is no try.I find…
Curiosity often leads us down the rabbit hole.I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.It's no use going…
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. - GaladrielOne ring to rule them all, one ring…
To thine own self be true. - William ShakespeareLove all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William ShakespeareAll…
I'm the king of the world! - TitanicLife is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna…
We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye!Burn some dust here. Eat…
Laughter is the best medicine for the soul.A good laugh is sunshine in a rainy day.Laughter is the shortest distance…
I am humble because I know that I am part of something greater than myself.Being thankful allows us to appreciate…
The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history. - Friedrich HegelHistory, despite its wrenching…
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert HubbardI'm not lazy, I'm…
Life is a rollercoaster of laughter – enjoy the ride!Laughter is the best workout for the soul.Life is too short…
Don't be a potato couch, be a couch-tato!You've got this! And if you don't, well, at least you have snacks.Your…
I have the best words, but sometimes I can't find them. It's like a word search that's rigged against me.Remember,…
I'm not a princess, I'm a queen in training. - MoanaHakuna Matata, it means no worries! - Timon, The Lion…
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never…
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.I'm so cool, even ice cubes are jealous.I'm not clumsy, I'm…
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. - Michael ScottSometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even…
Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it's probably crap.Love is being stupid together.I love you…
A good wife is a reflection of a loving heart.Love is the essence of a happy marriage.Behind every successful man,…
Your smile is like sunshine on a cloudy day.Every time you smile, my heart skips a beat.Your smile is my…