Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas… perhaps… means a little bit more. - Dr. Seuss,…
Why so serious?I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger.Do I really look like a guy with a…
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - Albus DumbledoreI solemnly swear that I am…
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.Wizard to the stars,…
I feel the need... the need for speed.Sorry, Goose, but it's time to buzz the tower.Your ego is writing checks…
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - Albus DumbledoreIt is our choices, Harry, that…
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.History will be kind to…
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.Treat every day like Christmas, and your…
I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. Yeah, thanks.I'm as motivated as a sloth on…
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.Chuck Norris can kill two…
I may be old, but I still know how to have a good laugh!Senior citizen by age, class clown by…
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.My office chair is my throne, and I shall reign in laziness.Coffee: because…
I'm king of the world! - TitanicI'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears…
I'm not lazy, I'm just saving my energy for the after-work nap.My job description should include 'professional cake taster'.I don't…
Merry Christmas, shitter was full!Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo!The most enduring traditions of the…
I'm kind of a big deal.Stay classy, San Diego.60% of the time, it works every time.I'm in a glass case…
I may be little but I have big dreams!I can't wait to grow up and eat candy whenever I want!Sometimes,…
I'm king of the world! - TitanicHere's looking at you, kid. - CasablancaMay the Force be with you. - Star…
Mom, when I grow up, I want to be as cool as you!Dad, can we have pizza for breakfast? It's…
A mother's love is forever inked on my heart.Two souls, one bond, mother and daughter.The love between a mother and…