Sometimes the biggest up is just around the corner.Ups and downs are a natural part of life's rollercoaster.Every up is…
Teamwork makes the dream work, but a sense of humor makes the teamwork!In teamwork, there's always room for a good…
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She gave me…
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. - Michael ScottI declare bankruptcy! - Michael ScottSometimes I'll start a…
I'm king of the world! - TitanicLife moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a…
I pretend to work because they pretend to pay me.The key to productivity: coming up with creative ways to avoid…
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor BorgeA day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie…
Friends who make you laugh so hard you snort are keepers.A good friend will lend you their umbrella. A best…
I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!You stole my heart, but I know you'll take good…
Life is too short to take everything seriously, so laugh more often!If something is too hard, just remember that you…
My husband is like a comedian without an audience - he's always cracking jokes, even when no one else is…
I'm so scary on Halloween that even ghosts cross the street to avoid me.I put the 'laughter' in 'slaughter' this…
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin WilliamsI love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound…
Exercise is my escape from reality, which is ironic because it makes my body ache.I like to think of exercise…
I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb and I'm not blonde.I'm not a natural…
Life is like a dance floor - sometimes you step on toes, but in the end, it's all about having…
I'm not a Grinch, I just have selective Christmas cheer.Christmas is great, it's the carolers that need to be stopped.I…
Teamwork makes the dream work, but so does a funny meme.We may not be the funniest team, but at least…
Did you know that some birds can recognize themselves in the mirror? Talk about a vanity problem!In 2006, a comedian…
Nothing can prepare you for the moment your child uses your own words against you.Life as a mom is a…