I'm a five-star man!I don't just want the waitress, I want to destroy her.I've got a bleeder.I have a system,…
I'm a firm believer that music makes the world a better place.Life is like a song, it has its ups…
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. - Vito CorleoneMay the Force be with you. - Star WarsI'll be…
If you're not offending someone, you're probably not saying anything interesting.Life is too short to waste on people who don't…
If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong.Life's too short to waste on things you don't love.Do what you…
If you will it, it is no dream.The Jewish question persists wherever Jews live in appreciable numbers.Zionism aims at establishing…
If you want to succeed, you need to be willing to fail.The best ideas often come from the most unexpected…
If you want to see a real circus, just look at the election of 1828.The campaign of 1828 was less…
If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed.The size of your dreams must always exceed…
If you want to be in my life, you'll have to earn it.Being in my life requires honesty and loyalty.If…
If you tolerate bad behavior, you're complicit in its continuation.Enabling bad behavior is a disservice to both parties involved.Allowing bad…
If you don't give a damn about the news, you're basically living in a crime scene and you're the murderer.You…
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.Remember, the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive,…
If you break my heart, you'll never understand the pain you've caused.My heart is fragile, handle it with care.Breaking someone's…
If the knife fits, someone did it.In the game of life, sometimes the sharpest tool is a knife.A knife can…
If only I could turn back time and undo my mistakes.If only I could travel the world and experience different…
If life gives you trolls, make troll soup.Trolls are just misunderstood fashion icons.Don't feed the trolls, dance with them.Behind every…
If life gives you lemons, throw them on the floor and watch your parents clean them up.I'm not messy, I'm…
If life gives you lemons, make a petty tweet about it.Being petty is my cardio.Nothing brings joy to my day…
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is – and I'm the one making it sound that…