Quotes

The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well.

We are caged by our cultural programming. Culture is a mass hallucination, and when you step outside the mass hallucination you see it for what it's worth.

Culture is ...
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The two yutes.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

I'm gonna kill him!

You're a smooth talker, Vinny.

You blend.

Did you just say 'yutes'?

Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

I'm just saying that if the shoe ...
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Save money. Live better.

Everyday low prices for every budget.

Shop smart. Save big.

The best deals are at Walmart.

Quality products at unbeatable prices.

Your one-stop shop for all your needs.

Walmart: where affordability meets convenience.

Great products, even greater savings.

Shopping ma...
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It's not just a game, it's a whole new world.

Life is like a game, you just have to learn the rules.

In gaming, we don't make mistakes, we have happy accidents.

I don't need a life, I have plenty of virtual ones.

The best games are the ones that challenge your mind, not just your thumbs.

Gaming is not a waste o...
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

In beer there is freedom, in wine there is wisdom, in water there is bacteria. - Unknown

Beer, because no great story started with someone eating a salad. - Unknown

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 BC. - Unknown

Beer is like liq...
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I am the center of the universe, and everyone else is just a supporting actor in my life.

I deserve all the attention and praise in the world; nothing less will satisfy me.

I will manipulate and exploit others to get what I want, without any remorse.

I have no empathy or understanding for anyone else's feelings or experience...
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Your presence in my life brings me endless happiness.

You have a way of making me smile that no one else does.

I am so grateful for the happiness you bring into my life.

Being with you is my favorite source of joy.

You are the reason behind my constant happiness.

You make me feel like the luckiest person alive....
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Happy birthday to the most amazing girlfriend in the world!

You make every day brighter with your beautiful smile. Happy birthday, my love!

Wishing you a birthday filled with joy, love, and endless happiness.

To the girl who stole my heart, happy birthday! You deserve all the love and happiness in the world.

Happy bir...
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Retirement: the golden age of napping and not giving a dime.

Retirement: where everyday feels like Saturday.

Life begins at retirement...and the hobbies multiply.

You know you're retired when a nap is more exciting than a party.

Retirement: the only time when you can have breakfast for dinner and no one judges you. Read More

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Nelson Mandela

Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another steppingstone to greatness. - Oprah Winfrey

I am an example of what is possible when girls from the very beginning of their lives are loved and nurtured by ...
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Hard no.

Figger it out.

Give yer balls a tug.

Pitter patter, let's get at'er.

What's up with that?

That's a Texas-sized 10-

Ever take a picture of a sunset? Looks nothing like the real thing.

To be fair...

H'are ya now?

Good talk.

If you can't take a joke, you can't take...
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Her beauty is like a blooming flower, enchanting everyone around her.

She has a smile that can brighten up the darkest days.

Her beauty is not only on the outside, but also shines from within.

In her eyes, I see a million stars that guide me through the night.

Her beauty is a masterpiece, carefully crafted by the hand...
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The only way to heal is to let go and move on.

Moving on doesn't mean forgetting, it means accepting and growing.

Sometimes you have to let go of what's behind you to see what's in front of you.

Moving on is not about closing doors, but opening new ones.

The road to happiness is paved with letting go.

Moving on...
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Welcome to your worst nightmare.

One, two, Freddy's coming for you.

Sleep tight, because I'll be waiting in your dreams.

You can't escape me, not even in your dreams.

Fear is my power, and you'll know it soon enough.

I'm the stuff nightmares are made of.

You can run, but you can't hide from your own fear...
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Alone we can do little, together we can do so much. - Helen Keller

Coming together is a beginning, staying together is progress, and working together is success. - Henry Ford

Unity is strength... when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved. - Mattie Stepanek

Teamwork makes the dream work.

One child, one teacher, one pen, and one book can change the world.

We realize the importance of our voices only when we are silenced.

I speak not for myself but for those without a voice.

In some parts of the world, students are going to school every day. It's their normal life. But in other parts of the world, we are starv...
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Remember, no man is a failure who has friends.

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

Life is beautiful, but the true beauty lies in the moments we share.

In the grand scheme of things, even the smallest act of kindness can make a huge difference.

The greatest wealth is the love we give and receive.

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The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies... The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

The worth of a book is to ...
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