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May this Dashain light up for you the hopes of happy times and dreams for a year full of smiles. Happy Dashain!
Wishing you all great success, health and happiness on this beautiful occasion of Dashain. Happy Dashain!
In this festive season of Dashain, may the glow of joy, prosperity and happiness illuminate your days. Happy Das... Read More
In the blackest of your moments, wait with no fear.
Even in death, we shall not part.
Seek the wisdom of the shadows, for it is there that truth lies.
The echoes of a lost past whisper in the dark.
Beneath the moon?s mourning light, our secrets unfold.
In the kingdom of shadows, even death may die.
Dasra wishes for a world filled with equality and opportunities for all.
Dasra wishes that innovation thrives in every corner of society.
Dasra wishes for a tomorrow where everyone is empowered to make positive changes.
Dasra wishes for the day when no child is deprived of education.
Dasra wishes to see a world w... Read More
I'm here for the beer and high fives.
Best koozie in the galaxy.
Drinks well with others.
I make beer disappear, what's your superpower?
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
My koozie might be cooler than you.
I tried to say no to beer, but it's 15% stronger than me.
I don't get drunk,... Read More
The strongest oak of the forest is not the one that is protected from the storm and hidden from the sun. It's the one that stands in the open where it is compelled to struggle for its existence against the winds and rains and the scorching sun.
We are all one child spinning through Mother Sky.
Walk lightly in the spring; Mother ... Read More
Throw caution to the pins and let 'em roll!
Live, love, bowl.
Rollin' with my homies.
Split happens, just roll with it.
Bowling is a strike of genius.
Preserving my sanity, one bowl at a time.
Bowl like nobody?s watching.
Spare me the details, let's get bowling!
Strike up a convers... Read More
Don't let a donkey kick you twice.
When the donkey sweats, so does the saddle.
A lean donkey is better than a fat cow.
Better a stubborn donkey than a willing camel.
A donkey's bray echoes for miles, yet it says nothing.
Every donkey thinks he deserves to stand with the king's horses.
Donkeys will... Read More
Tulips stand for love, like poetry from above.
Tulips in the garden, tulips in the park, but the best tulips are those two lips in the dark.
Life is short, like a tulip in blossom.
In a field of roses, I am a wild tulip.
The tulip's beauty is not in its variety, but in its simplicity.
Every blossom paints... Read More
Life is a journey, enjoy the moose on the way.
Adventure awaits, just follow the moose.
Make no moose-take, I'm a force to be reckoned with.
You moose be joking!
Moose-ify your life.
I'm having a moose-ical moment.
Moose vibes only!
Embrace the moose within.
Just a girl/guy in love... Read More
Happy 95th Birthday! May this day be filled with love, joy, and countless blessings.
Cheers to 95 years of incredible you. Here's to a birthday as special as you are.
95 looks fabulous on you. Make every moment count on your special day.
Celebrating your 95th trip around the sun with all the love and admiration you deser... Read More
Honk if anything falls off
Don't follow me, I'm loaded
Caution! I drive like you do
I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying
If you can't truck with the big dogs, stay on the porch
If you got it, a truck brought it
Don't like trucks? Stop buying stuff
Life's short?truck hard
If it has tire... Read More
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take.
You only live once, might as well be a badass!
Don't wait for tomorrow, you only live once.
You only live once. Don?t forget to spend 15 hours on the internet daily, desperately seeking validation fr... Read More
Every crown carries its own burdens.
In the game of thrones, either you win or you die.
Heavy lies the head that wears the crown.
A crown doesn't make one a king.
Even a good king needs a crown to be recognized.
A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.
Beware of the thorns that come with the... Read More
Finally 18, so think twice before you break the law!
Welcome to adulthood, the world's biggest trap!
18 candles, one for every amazing year!
No more cake for kids, you're 18 now!
Congrats ? here?s to not doing anything illegal!
Happy 18th Birthday. Act now, think later!
18: still a teenager but al... Read More
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
I'm a lemon in a world of apples!
Feeling sour but also sweet; that's lemon life!
When life gives me lemons, I put them in my tea!
Zesty and fresh, I?m the lemon you can't resist!
Cute as a lemon and twice as zesty!
Don't forget to zest your day!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
In dog beers, I've only had one
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution
I make beer disappear, what's your superpower?
Sip Happens
Wish you were beer
Beer Me
Life is too short to drink cheap beer
Friends bring happiness, best friends bring bee... Read More
Jeep is not just a vehicle, it's a lifestyle.
Life is simple. Eat, sleep, Jeep.
Keep calm and drive a Jeep.
Jeep: An All-American Ride for Freedom, Adventure, and Fun.
It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.
There's no place like the open road in a Jeep.
Jeep: Made for the adventurous spirit. ... Read More
I'm the dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude.
I know who I am. I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!
Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.
I don't read the script, the script reads me.
I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous.
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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
Golf is a game played on a five-inch course ? the distance between your ears.
Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity. The most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.
I... Read More