I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole.
Never thought I?d die fighting side by side with an elf.
Certainty of death, small chance of success... What are we waiting for?
Nobody tosses a dwarf!
You have my sword. And my bow. And my axe.
That still only counts as one!
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Ocean is the avenue, cruise is the ride!
Cruise hair, don't care.
All aboard the sea-scape route!
Keep calm and cruise on.
Life is better in flip-flops on a cruise.
Sea-ya on the next wave!
Find me where the anchor drops.
Cruise mode: ON.
Bon voyage to the work days, hello to cruis... Read More
I'm just here for the BBQ.
Grill and chill.
Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it's a start.
Keep calm and grill on.
Grilling means good times, good friends, and hopefully, great food.
Eat like nobody's watching...or dance, whatever.
Heaven's a little closer when you're at the grill.... Read More
Life?s short and I wanna live it.
I'm livin' large and takin' charge.
We're the pogue family - not the godforsaken rich.
Prison, it?s just an island surrounded by water, lots and lots of water.
You see the theft here? It?s not just silver. It's our freedom.
Hey, we're not dead. Now that's a hell of a way ... Read More
Be a mermaid and make waves.
Mermaid: a sea woman who chooses imagination over fear.
Dream big, little mermaid.
Mermaids don't lose sleep over the opinion of shrimps.
Let your dreams set sail.
Always be yourself, unless you can be a mermaid. Then always be a mermaid.
Salt water heals everything. <... Read More
Workaholics don't have jobs, they have a calling.
I'm not a workaholic. I have a strong hobby.
I choose to be a workaholic because my work is my passion.
My goal is not to be better than everyone else, but to be better than I used to be.
Being a workaholic is admirable if your work is your love.
Being a w... Read More
Skating with fear is skating with failure.
Tricks are just an illusion on wheels.
Life is a ramp, and I'm here to grind it.
In the world of concrete, freedom is a skateboard.
Live free, skate hard.
Skateboards don't make mistakes, skaters do.
Ollie the obstacles in life.
Skate or Die - Cho... Read More
To love a whale is to sail the sea of gentleness.
You don't become a whale by swallowing minnows.
Even the largest whale can't swallow the ocean.
Whales don't sing because they have an answer, they sing because they have a song.
A whale is a boat of peace in the vast sea of life.
Live like a whale, free a... Read More
Open your eyes, close your mind. The world is a psychedelic wonderland.
Psychedelic is nothing but a psychedelic journey to the inner core of your soul.
What we see is not what it is, but what we are. Dance with psychedelia.
In the world of psychedelia, reality is merely an opinion.
Turn off your mind, relax, and... Read More
May your Halloween be filled with magic, spirits and treats. I love you my little pumpkin. Have a spooktacular Halloween, my beautiful granddaughter!
Wishing you a Halloween filled with lots of treats, fun, and happiness. Enjoy your night, my dearest granddaughter!
Hope your Halloween is just crawling with happiness, because a p... Read More
Born under Leo, ruled by the sun.
I am a Leo. I roar in creativity and bask in the spotlight.
As a Leo, I strive for greatness and nothing less.
There's no room for doubt under the sign of Leo.
Leo: Fearlessly taking on the world.
I walk with the confidence of a lion, for I am a Leo.
Leos: Bold, b... Read More
I?m up to my ears in shamrocks and shenanigans.
Soup of the day: Whiskey.
The leprechaun made me do it.
Kiss me, I?m a leprechaun.
Keep calm, I'm Irish.
I?m a wee bit Irish.
If you're lucky enough to be Irish, you're lucky enough!
Irish today, hungover tomorrow.
I?m not short, I?m ... Read More
Blow out your birthday candles with the same enthusiasm you have when you light a cigarette. Happy birthday!
May your birthday cake's candles shine as bright as your cigarette's flare in the night. Happy birthday!
Aging might be inevitable but with every puff of smoke, your charm seems to be timeless. Have a smokin' birthday! Read More
Reach for the sky!
This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
You're my favorite deputy!
There's a snake in my boot!
I'm just a pull-string cowboy.
Howdy, partner!
Yee-haw! Cowboy!
You gotta believe in yourself, partner!
I'd love to join your posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sin... Read More
You could rattle the stars. You could do anything if only you dared. - Sarah J. Maas
Libraries were full of ideas?perhaps the most dangerous and powerful of all weapons. - Sarah J. Maas
The world will be saved and remade by the dreamers. - Sarah J. Maas
With each day he felt the barriers melting. He let them melt. Becaus... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
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