All it takes is faith and trust. - Peter Pan
Believe in yourself, and all things are possible. - Cinderella
The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it. - The Lion King
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. - Mulan
Happiness is the richest thin... Read More
Don't give up, every failure is a stepping stone to success.
When you feel like giving up, remember why you started.
Don't give up, miracles happen every day.
Keep going, the best is yet to come.
Strength doesn't come from what you can do, it comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't.
You are st... Read More
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. - Helen Keller
Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford
Great things in business are never done by one person; they're done by a team. - Steve Jobs
Teamwork: the fuel that al... Read More
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% on Friday.
I may not be perfect at my job, but I'm not afraid to point out when others aren't either.
I asked my boss if I could take a vacation. He said, 'Why? You already live in one!'
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing at wor... Read More
The only way to do great work is to love what you do…and bring snacks.
Don't quit your day dream, unless you have a really awesome night dream.
I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
Success is not the key to happiness, but a good office chair is.
I work better when my boss isn't watching.
Keep calm and pre... Read More
Christmas is the perfect time to take a breather and create lasting memories.
The best present you can give yourself is the gift of relaxation during the Christmas vacation.
Christmas vacation: the time to reconnect with loved ones and recharge for the new year ahead.
May your Christmas vacation be filled with joy, laughter, an... Read More
The best way to spread holiday cheer is to be a friend to all, far and near.
Holiday magic is like a snowflake - unique and beautiful in its own way.
May your holiday season be filled with love, laughter, and lots of delicious food.
In the rush of holiday shopping, don't forget the greatest gift of all - kindness.
Wishing... Read More
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but not as much as you!
You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate, my funny Valentine!
A friend like you is a heart full of laughter and happiness. Happy Valentine's Day!
You're my favorite person to make cheesy Valentine's Day puns with!
Cupid must be drunk to shoot us wi... Read More
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... She hugged me.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, 'how flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make it on Tuesdays.'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outst... Read More
Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap.
Love is being stupid together, that's why I chose you!
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Love is like a cup of coffee, it's hot, it wakes you up, and sometimes it keeps you up all night.
I love you more than pizza. And that's saying a lot.
Love is... Read More
Goodbye, high school. Hello, the rest of my life!
I graduated high school, but I still haven't graduated from using my phone in class.
High school may be over, but my awkward phase will live on forever.
Sorry, Mom and Dad, but this is the last time you can tell me what to do!
Thank you, high school, for turning me into a ... Read More
Having a blast on the fourth of July is the only way to ignite your summer!
Fireworks, freedom, and food – a winning combination for the fourth of July!
Celebrate Independence Day like a true pyro – with fireworks and a bang!
Red, white, and blue – the colors that make our fourth of July dreams come true!
Freedom ne... Read More
Dear Santa, I've been good this year, please refer all questionnaire requests to my cat.
I'm only a morning person on December 25th!
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is by annoying your siblings and singing loudly.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!
Christmas calories d... Read More
Hoppy Easter! May your day be filled with chocolate and bunny ears!
Easter is the only time it's acceptable to put all of your eggs in one basket.
Easter is just an excuse to eat chocolate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Easter is egg-stra special because my family drives me egg-stremely crazy!
Who needs a bunny hop whe... Read More
I love work, I could sit and watch it all day.
Work: the best way to procrastinate on life.
I pretend to work because they pretend to pay me.
I work well under extreme supervision.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
I would work, but Netflix and snacks are calling my name.
Why should I work ha... Read More
May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door.
Luck of the Irish is not just a saying, it's a way of life.
Irish eyes are smiling, and so should yours on St. Patty's Day!
It's not just about wearing green on St. Patty's Day, it's about embracing the luck and magic of ... Read More
I'm thankful for elastic waistbands on Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving: when my diet becomes just a 'die' with a 't' on the end.
Thanksgiving: the one day a year where my family pretends to like each other.
Thanksgiving tip: wear loose clothing, bring stretchy pants, and have a backup plan for a food coma nap.
Why did the turk... Read More
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Is your dad a boxer? Because damn, you're a knockout!
I'm not a genie, but I can make your wishes come true.
Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw!
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for ... Read More
Life is better in flip flops.
Good vibes and sunny skies.
Sunshine is my favorite accessory.
No rain, no flowers.
Beach hair, don't care.
Summer: what a beautiful adventure.
Chase the sunsets, not the followers.
Life's a beach, enjoy the waves.
In every summer's day, there's a little bit of magic. ... Read More
Giraffes are the tallest living animals on land, with an average height of 18 feet.
The neck of a giraffe alone can be up to 6 feet long.
Despite their long necks, giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as humans.
Giraffes have a special valve in their neck to prevent blood from rushing down to their brains when they b... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
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Read MoreFireworks are the sparks of joy in the night sky. As the fireworks explode, so does my excitement. Fireworks are
Read MoreBeing a demigod means constantly being prepared for the unexpected. Sometimes, the real power lies in the things you create.
Read MoreBeauty is found within, not in the mirror. – Mulan True beauty comes from the kindness of a pure heart.
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