Quotes

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - Albus Dumbledore

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - Albus Dumbledore

After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - Albus Dumbledore

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if o...
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Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.

History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

We shape our buildings; thereafter th...
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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

Treat every day like Christmas, and your heart will be full of joy.

I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite.

The world needs more hugs and candy canes.

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gu...
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I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. Yeah, thanks.

I'm as motivated as a sloth on a Monday morning.

Work is just like a bad dream you can't wake up from.

I don't have a case of the Mondays, I have a case of the forever Mondays.

Coffee and deadlines make the world go round.

I'm not lazy, I prefer t...
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Chuck Norris can hear sign language.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial...
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I may be old, but I still know how to have a good laugh!

Senior citizen by age, class clown by nature!

Wrinkles don't define my sense of humor!

Laughter is the best anti-aging remedy.

Young at heart, mischievous at mind!

If age is just a number, humor is my secret code.

They say the older you get, the wiser yo...
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I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

My office chair is my throne, and I shall reign in laziness.

Coffee: because adulting without it is just surviving.

If idiots could fly, this office would be an airport.

Warning: My sense of humor may offend the humorless.

There's no 'I' in 'team,' but there's a whole 'U...
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I'm king of the world! - Titanic

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I'm kind of a big deal. - Anchorman

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. - 2001: A Space Odyssey

I feel the need...the need for speed! - Top Gun

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgment Day

I'm not lazy, I'm just saving my energy for the after-work nap.

My job description should include 'professional cake taster'.

I don't have a bad job, I just have a lot of Mondays.

Why run out of ideas at work when there's a coffee machine nearby?

My coworkers think I'm quiet, but I'm just silently judging their work habit...
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Merry Christmas, shitter was full!

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don't know, Margo!

The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of kith and kin. Thith tree is a thymbol of the thpirit of the Griswold family Chrithmath.

I don't know what to say except it's Christmas, and we're all in mise...
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I'm kind of a big deal.

Stay classy, San Diego.

60% of the time, it works every time.

I'm in a glass case of emotion!

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch.

You stay classy, Planet Earth.

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do.

It feels like a bag of sand.

I have many leather-b...
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I may be little but I have big dreams!

I can't wait to grow up and eat candy whenever I want!

Sometimes, being a kid feels like being a superhero!

When I grow up, I'm going to build a castle made of ice cream.

Mondays are tough, but ice cream makes everything better.

Being a kid means exploring the world one puddle ...
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I'm king of the world! - Titanic

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

May the Force be with you. - Star Wars

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. - 2001: A Space Odyssey

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

It's alive! It's alive! - Frankenstein

I'l...
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Mom, when I grow up, I want to be as cool as you!

Dad, can we have pizza for breakfast? It's my favorite food group!

Guess what? I found a secret treasure chest in the backyard. It's filled with my toys!

Why do grown-ups always ask us what we want to be when we grow up? Can't we just be kids forever?

Mom, I know the secre...
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A mother's love is forever inked on my heart.

Two souls, one bond, mother and daughter.

The love between a mother and daughter knows no distance.

In the depths of a mother's love, I find my strength.

Forever linked by love, as mother and daughter.

A daughter's love, a mother's pride, tattooed for eternity.

Ink...
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A daughter's love for her mother knows no bounds.

A mother's love is like a compass that guides her daughter throughout life.

A daughter's heart is forever touched by her mother's unwavering support.

In my mother's eyes, I see all the love and strength I need.

My mother is not just my guide, but also my best friend.

A sister is a forever friend who loves you unconditionally.

Having a sister is like having a built-in best friend.

No matter how far apart we are, my love for my sister knows no distance.

Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.

My sister is my rock, my confidant, and my biggest cheerleader.

Love for my s...
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Being loved is the most beautiful feeling in the world.

Love is the glue that holds us together, making us feel truly cherished.

To be loved is to be seen, heard, and valued for who we truly are.

Being loved gives us the strength to conquer any obstacle.

Love is like a warm embrace, comforting us and making us feel safe.<...
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Love is the key that unlocks the door to a lifetime of happiness in marriage.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

Two hearts, two souls, and one extraordinary love. That's what makes a perfect wedding.

Marriage is not just about finding the right person, but being the right pe...
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I want you to know that you are the missing piece in my life's puzzle.

I want you to be the one who holds my hand through every storm.

I want you to be the reason I wake up with a smile every morning.

I want you to know that no distance can ever dim the love I have for you.

I want you to be the book I can't put down, the ...
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