If you want to succeed, you need to be willing to fail.
The best ideas often come from the most unexpected places.
It's important to take risks and push the boundaries of your comfort zone.
A good sense of humor can get you through even the toughest of situations.
Sometimes, the simplest solution is the most effective. Read More
If you want to see a real circus, just look at the election of 1828.
The campaign of 1828 was less about policy and more about personal attacks.
It was a battle of character in the election of 1828, with no candidate unscathed.
Mudslinging reached new heights in the election of 1828.
Personal attacks were the name of the ... Read More
If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed.
The size of your dreams must always exceed your current capacity to achieve them.
Life is a struggle and the potential for failure is ever present, but those who live in fear of failure are doomed to mediocrity.
Simple tasks, done consistently well, create extraordi... Read More
If you want to be in my life, you'll have to earn it.
Being in my life requires honesty and loyalty.
If you want to stay in my life, you have to put in effort.
Those who cherish our relationship will always have a place in my life.
Being in my life means being supportive and understanding.
If you want to be in my li... Read More
If you tolerate bad behavior, you're complicit in its continuation.
Enabling bad behavior is a disservice to both parties involved.
Allowing bad behavior creates a toxic environment.
By enabling bad behavior, you undermine your own integrity.
Enabling bad behavior only perpetuates negative patterns.
By enabling bad ... Read More
If you don't give a damn about the news, you're basically living in a crime scene and you're the murderer.
You can't just sprinkle poop on top of garbage and call it a chocolate cake. That's just a shitty cake.
Being a news anchor is like being a waiter in a restaurant where every patron is an a**hole.
We don't just report on t... Read More
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Remember, the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.
Patches o'houlihan, the dodgeball mastermind.
Dodgeball is not just a game, it's a way of life.
No pain, no gain. Unless you're hit in the face with a dodgeball, then you just lose.
Dodgeball is a sp... Read More
If you break my heart, you'll never understand the pain you've caused.
My heart is fragile, handle it with care.
Breaking someone's heart is like shattering their world.
When you break my heart, you break a part of me.
Don't break my heart just for the thrill of it.
I trusted you not to break my heart, but you prove... Read More
If the knife fits, someone did it.
In the game of life, sometimes the sharpest tool is a knife.
A knife can reveal the truth that the tongue hides.
In the face of danger, a knife is your greatest ally.
A knife in the back is a silent message.
The blade never lies.
In a world of lies, a knife tells the truth. Read More
If only I could turn back time and undo my mistakes.
If only I could travel the world and experience different cultures.
If only I could speak every language fluently.
If only I could have the power to heal others.
If only I could have unlimited financial resources to help those in need.
If only I could have the abi... Read More
If life gives you trolls, make troll soup.
Trolls are just misunderstood fashion icons.
Don't feed the trolls, dance with them.
Behind every troll is a misunderstood poet.
Trolls: the spice of life and internet forums.
In a world of trolls, be a sparkle.
Trolls may be ugly on the outside, but beauty is in the ... Read More
If life gives you lemons, throw them on the floor and watch your parents clean them up.
I'm not messy, I'm just preparing for my future as an abstract artist.
Who needs sleep when there's so much fun to be had?
I may be little, but I have big dreams.
I'm not a picky eater, I'm just a culinary explorer.
If crying doe... Read More
If life gives you lemons, make a petty tweet about it.
Being petty is my cardio.
Nothing brings joy to my day like a good petty Twitter feud.
Petty Twitter, where sarcasm goes to thrive.
I may be petty, but at least I'm entertaining.
Petty is my middle name, Twitter is my game.
The pettier the tweet, the bigge... Read More
If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is – and I'm the one making it sound that way.
Scamming is an art, and I'm Picasso with a keyboard.
Money can't buy happiness, but scamming people sure can buy me a lot of nice toys.
Trust me, I'm a professional scammer – emphasis on the scam.
Life is a scam, and I'm just ... Read More
If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change! - Rocky Balboa
I came here tonight, and I didn't know what to expect. I'll tell you what I didn't expect: To see a big crowd of people with big hearts. - Rocky Balboa
I've seen a lot of changing, in the way you feel about me, and in the way I feel about you. - Rocky Balboa Read More
If he loves you, he will always be there to support you.
If he loves you, he will never make you feel alone.
If he loves you, he will go the extra mile to make you happy.
If he loves you, he will always listen to you.
If he loves you, he will cherish every moment spent with you.
If he loves you, he will make you his... Read More
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
Desire is the key to motivation, but it's determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal – a commitment to excellence – that will enable you to attain the success you seek.
Success is a lot like a high-performance race car - it requires con... Read More
If complaining were an Olympic sport, some people would win gold every time.
Some people find more joy in complaining than in finding solutions.
Complainers see problems as roadblocks, while optimists see them as opportunities.
Complaining is like running on a treadmill - you're expending energy but going nowhere.
When li... Read More
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Tom Waits
I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things. - Tom Waits
I'm not a demon. I'm just a fool who fell in love with you. - Tom Waits
I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man, just a mortal with the potential of a superman. - Tom Waits
I'd rather... Read More
I'd rather be smart and funny than just pretty.
Work hard, stay humble, and believe in yourself.
Don't let fear hold you back from pursuing your dreams.
It's important to surround yourself with positive and supportive people.
Embrace your uniqueness and don't be afraid to stand out.
Success is not determined by your... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
Read MoreRain is nature’s lullaby, soothing my soul with its gentle rhythm. In the rain, I find peace and clarity, like
Read MoreWorrying about the future is like trying to solve a puzzle before you have all the pieces. The future is
Read MoreEven the smallest person can change the course of the future. Courage is not the absence of fear, but the
Read MoreSisters are like flowers in the garden of life, blooming with emotions that make our bond stronger. Through all the
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