Quotes

I finally found the bottom of my junk drawer. It was a magical journey through expired coupons and forgotten sticky notes.

Organizing is my superpower. I just need to find my cape and my secret lair.

My organizing skills are so good, I could alphabetize the universe.

My life may be messy, but at least my closet is color-coded.<...
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I feel incredibly lucky that I found you among all the other billions of people in this world.

Finding you was like finding a diamond in a sea of pebbles.

I must have done something right in a past life to be so lucky as to find you.

My life was incomplete until the day I found you.

I feel like the luckiest person alive b...
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I don't trust anyone who always has an answer for everything.

Trust is earned, not freely given.

Behind every smile lies a potential betrayal.

Be careful who you trust, even the devil was once an angel.

Trust is fragile, easily broken, and hard to repair.

Never trust anyone who promises too much.

Trust is like...
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I don't shop because I need something, I shop because shopping counts as cardio.

Shopping is my therapy, and my credit card bill is my therapy bill.

Who needs therapy when you can shop?

My shopping skills are on point, but my saving skills are nonexistent.

I came, I saw, I bought...and now I have regrets.

My happy p...
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I don't need to wear a mask, I have a strong immune system.

Does it rain at night?

Why do they put expiration dates on water bottles?

Is it possible to run out of air in space?

Do fish ever get thirsty?

If you cut a potato in half, does it become two potatoes or two half-potatoes?

If you eat a watermelon seed,...
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I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

The tragedy of life is in what dies inside a man while he lives.

I'm a huge fan of the unconscious. I think dreams are fascinating.

The comedians I liked were funny and smart and subversive, like George Carlin and Richard Pryor and Joan Rivers.

Comedy is ...
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I don't give a damn about my bad reputation.

I have no regrets. Everything that has happened in my life has led me to where I am now.

In a world full of copycats, be an original.

Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.

Rock 'n' roll isn't about playing by the rules, it's about breaking them.

Music has the power to heal,...
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I don't fit in anywhere, and I'm starting to embrace that uniqueness.

I may not fit in anywhere, but that just means I have the freedom to create my own path.

Being different doesn't mean you don't belong; it means you bring a fresh perspective to every situation.

I don't fit in anywhere, but I'm perfectly content being an outs...
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I didn't come here to be liked, I came here to slay.

I'm not responsible for your insecurities. Get over it.

I didn't ask for your opinion, and I don't need it.

I'm the baddest chick in the game, and you're not even on my radar.

I'm not a princess, I'm a queen. Bow down.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me ...
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I couldn't have hand-picked a better partner for my son if I tried.

You have become more than just my son's girlfriend, you are like a daughter to me.

I am so grateful to have you as a part of our family.

The love you bring into my son's life is evident and beautiful.

A good man deserves an equally amazing woman, and you ...
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I choose violence every time, and I never lose. - Cardi B

I'm the queen of talking sh*t, so watch your mouth. - Cardi B

I don't need a knight in shining armor, I am my own hero. - Cardi B

I didn't come here to play nice, I came to slay. - Cardi B

You can try to dim my shine, but it won't work. I'm a star. - Cardi B

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I can't pour from an empty cup. It's time for a break.

Resting is not laziness; it's self-care.

I choose to take a break and replenish my energy.

Tired minds need a break to rejuvenate.

A break is essential for my mental well-being.

Recharging myself is not a luxury, it's a necessity.

Taking a break is the bes...
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I can't help but feel insecure when I see how effortlessly beautiful she is.

I worry that I'm not enough for her, that she deserves someone better.

Her confidence intimidates me, it makes me question my own worth.

I constantly compare myself to other people she's been with, wondering if I measure up.

I fear that my insecu...
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I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

I can't go back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

It would be so nice if something ma...
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I can't expresso how much I love coffee!

Life without coffee is like a broken pencil, pointless!

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

Espresso yourself with a cup of coffee.

Coffee: the fuel for my daily hustle.

But first, coffee.

I run on coffee and ambition.

Coffee: the magical elixir of productivity.

I canna' change the laws of physics, but I can work miracles within them.

Ye canna' break the laws of physics, but ye can certainly bend 'em.

If somethin's broke, I can fix it. If it ain't broke, I'll make it better.

The laws of physics may be absolute, but I'm the genius who can find loopholes.

Scotty is always ready to ...
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I can show you the world, shining, shimmering, splendid.

Why, if it isn't my old friends Genie and Magic Carpet.

Can' touch this! Duh duh, duh duh duh, duh!

Aladdin, congratulations. You have just won the heart of the princess.

I'm free! I'm free at last.

Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty-bitty living space.

It's...
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I can do anything I set my mind to.

I can overcome any obstacle in my path.

I can achieve greatness through hard work and dedication.

I can make a difference in the world.

I can turn my dreams into reality.

I can create a life filled with purpose and passion.

I can inspire others to be their best selves.

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Philippians 4:13

In every victory, give glory to God.

My sport is just a platform to share my faith.

Hard work and faith go hand in hand.

God has given me these talents for a reason.

Faith fuels my determination.

I play for an audience of One.

Winn...
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I can and I will overcome any obstacle in my path.

I can and I will achieve my goals, no matter how big they are.

I can and I will be the best version of myself.

I can and I will make a positive impact on the world.

I can and I will rise above any negativity that comes my way.

I can and I will break through any barr...
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