No wire hangers, EVER! Don’t fuck with me fellas. This isn’t my first time at the rodeo. I’m not acting.
Read MoreLooking at life through taco-colored glasses. Taco about a good time! Don’t be a queso average, always spice it up!
Read MoreDeep in the forest, wisdom whispers. Every woods has its shadows, but also its enlightenment. Life without love is like
Read MoreWhen life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, ‘What?!’ The most amazing things that can happen
Read MoreMoney can’t buy happiness. It is happiness. Here’s some advice. Go out. Buy a whole bunch of ham. There are
Read MoreEven the night owls need to sleep. Goodnight! Hitting the hay, dreaming in high def. Good night! The sandman is
Read MoreYour identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. – Elastigirl Coincidence? I think NOT! – Edna Mode No matter
Read MoreBrother Quotes From Sister Brother, you left too soon, but no matter the distance, you are forever in my heart.
Read MoreOnce you’ve wrestled, everything else in life is easy. – Dan Gable The second period is won by the kid
Read MoreI’ve been poppin’, just took three in a row. I don’t pray for love, just ask the sky above. I
Read MoreEvery home, every heart, every feeling, every moment of happiness is truly incomplete without you. Happy Women’s Day! To all
Read MoreCall me butter, because I’m on a roll! I’m all about that bank… shot, that is. My favorite word? Chalk
Read MoreStay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold. We ain’t gonna cry no more! We’re gonna stay gold! You still have a lot
Read MoreWelcome to Dobby Quotes! This is the perfect place for all Harry Potter fans to dive into the wisdom and
Read MoreA lie is like a disguise, it only fools those who want to believe. Deception only thrives in the soil
Read MoreMost likely to prank everyone by dressing up as Santa Most likely to drink all the eggnog Most likely to
Read MoreA black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Black cat isn’t a symbol of bad
Read MoreBad management is like a leaking faucet. Nothing gets fixed until the entire office is underwater. I’ve met some pricks
Read MoreCovering the world’s best assets, one pair at a time. I’m not weird, I’m limited edition underwear. Life’s too short
Read MorePillow fights welcome here. This pillow is my second favorite place to rest my head. Pillow-holic. This is where the
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