Ninja Turtle Sayings: Turtle power isn’t just for the shell, it’s in our hearts too! Make each slice of pizza
Read MoreEnter at your own risk, sanity not guaranteed People think I’m sarcastic? I prefer to say creatively harsh. Much like
Read MoreBad parenting is a cycle until one brave soul has the courage to break it. Good parents are god?s gift,
Read MoreIt’s not the dress that makes you look fat, it’s the fat. Don’t try to understand women, women understand women
Read MoreSewing mends the soul. A day spent sewing is a day well spent. Blessed are the children of the seamstress,
Read MoreNamaste, the divine in me honors the divine in you. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.
Read MoreSnapping my life, one moment at a time. Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming. Life is
Read MoreThe best days are spent at sea. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. You can?t control the wind,
Read MoreI am more afraid of an army of lambs led by a lion, than an army of lions led by
Read MoreStay sharp! Free hugs! Life is like a cactus, prickly but beautiful. You are looking sharp! I’m just a little
Read MoreAwaken your inner Goddess. She’s fierce, she’s wild, she’s in charge. Empower your divinity, embrace your goddess nature. May your
Read MoreI wanted to let the world know that no one had a perfect life, that even the people who seemed
Read MoreWishing you a birthday brimming with wildlife adventures and exciting hunts ahead. Happy birthday! Happy birthday, dear hunter! May your
Read MoreThere’s always something to be thankful for, especially on Thanksgiving day. Give thanks for a little, and you will find
Read MoreMay the sunrise of your special day bring joy and serenity as vast as the great outdoors. Happy Birthday! Happiest
Read MoreRing in the New Year with Faith, Hope, and Love! New Year, New Beginnings, Same God. Don’t drop the ball
Read MoreSanitize to Save Lives Keep Calm and Sanitize On Spread Love, Not Germs In a World Full of Germs, Be
Read MoreLive for today because tomorrow is never a promise. Tomorrow isn’t promised, so cherish every moment. Tomorrow isn’t promised. Don’t
Read MoreOn Sundays, my coffee is recreational, not medicinal. Sunday ? Sleep until you?re hungry, then eat until you?re sleepy! Sunday
Read MoreDodging your fears like a curveball. Dodger pride, my guide. Just like the Dodgers, never give up. Living life the
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