Twitter is the language people speak when they have something to say in 280 characters or less. Life may be
Read MoreGrief is the price we pay for love. – Queen Elizabeth II The measure of grief is not the duration
Read MorePropaganda is the art of persuasion. A lie told often enough becomes the truth. Propaganda should be bold and simple.
Read MoreWater is the source of life; cherish it like it’s gold. Flow like water, adapt to any situation. A calm
Read MoreMay the Force be with you. I have a bad feeling about this. Do or do not. There is no
Read MoreCuriosity often leads us down the rabbit hole. I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours. It’s no
Read MoreEven the smallest person can change the course of the future. – Galadriel One ring to rule them all, one
Read MoreTo thine own self be true. – William Shakespeare Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. – William
Read MoreI’m the king of the world! – Titanic Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re
Read MoreWe’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! Burn some dust here.
Read MoreLaughter is the best medicine for the soul. A good laugh is sunshine in a rainy day. Laughter is the
Read MoreI am humble because I know that I am part of something greater than myself. Being thankful allows us to
Read MoreThe only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history. – Friedrich Hegel History, despite its
Read MoreDo not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard I’m not lazy,
Read MoreLife is a rollercoaster of laughter – enjoy the ride! Laughter is the best workout for the soul. Life is
Read MoreDon’t be a potato couch, be a couch-tato! You’ve got this! And if you don’t, well, at least you have
Read MoreI have the best words, but sometimes I can’t find them. It’s like a word search that’s rigged against me.
Read MoreI’m not a princess, I’m a queen in training. – Moana Hakuna Matata, it means no worries! – Timon, The
Read MoreI’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most
Read MoreI’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours. I’m so cool, even ice cubes are jealous. I’m not
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