Quotes for every day

Don’t give up, every failure is a stepping stone to success. When you feel like giving up, remember why you

Teamwork makes the dream work. Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. – Helen Keller

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% on Friday. I may

The only way to do great work is to love what you do…and bring snacks. Don’t quit your day dream,

Christmas is the perfect time to take a breather and create lasting memories. The best present you can give yourself

The best way to spread holiday cheer is to be a friend to all, far and near. Holiday magic is

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but not as much as you! You’re the marshmallow to my

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She hugged me. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. Love is being stupid together, that’s

Goodbye, high school. Hello, the rest of my life! I graduated high school, but I still haven’t graduated from using

Having a blast on the fourth of July is the only way to ignite your summer! Fireworks, freedom, and food

Dear Santa, I’ve been good this year, please refer all questionnaire requests to my cat. I’m only a morning person

Hoppy Easter! May your day be filled with chocolate and bunny ears! Easter is the only time it’s acceptable to

I love work, I could sit and watch it all day. Work: the best way to procrastinate on life. I

May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door. Luck

I’m thankful for elastic waistbands on Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving: when my diet becomes just a ‘die’ with a ‘t’ on the

Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Do you believe in love at first sight or

Life is better in flip flops. Good vibes and sunny skies. Sunshine is my favorite accessory. No rain, no flowers.

Giraffes are the tallest living animals on land, with an average height of 18 feet. The neck of a giraffe

Work hard, play harder. The best way to predict the future is to create it. Success is not the key