Quotes for every day

I’m not a killer, but if I were, I would hide the evidence better. People always say I got away

I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a drug smuggler. There’s a difference. We’re the Millers, we don’t do anything halfway.

I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV. Funny is when you’re serious. I can’t tell jokes because

I’m not a big fat panda. I’m the big fat panda. I refuse to be hampered by something as trivial

I’m not a bad girl, I’m just a world-class rebel. I don’t need a prince charming, I’m the queen of

I’m listening. I’m a human being, not an answering machine. I’m a psychiatrist, not a magician. Coffee is like a

I’m like a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest! If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow the wax out of

I’m like a fine wine, getting better with age and leaving a smooth taste in your mouth. I’m the sauce

I’m just trying to be the best version of myself, on and off the court. When I step on the

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. – The Godfather (1972) It’s not about how hard you

I’m glad I met you because you’ve shown me what true friendship looks like. I never knew how much joy

I’m falling for you like a shooting star, fast and unstoppable. Every time I see your smile, I fall deeper

I’m Bruce Almighty! Look up ‘almighty’ in the dictionary, and you’ll see a picture of me! It’s not easy being

I’m a mechanic, not a magician, but I can still make your car disappear to my garage for a few

I’m a man of many nicknames, but you can call me Schmidt. Life is just a series of tests and

I’m a five-star man! I don’t just want the waitress, I want to destroy her. I’ve got a bleeder. I

I’m a firm believer that music makes the world a better place. Life is like a song, it has its

I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. – Vito Corleone May the Force be with you. – Star Wars

If you’re not offending someone, you’re probably not saying anything interesting. Life is too short to waste on people who

If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Life’s too short to waste on things you don’t love. Do