Quotes for every day

Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air? The greater good. Yarp. It’s just a tire blowout.

The only certain things in life are death and taxes. Taxes are the price we pay for living in a

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. – Steve Jobs No one can make

Let the Wookiee win. I have a bad feeling about this. It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee. Arrrghhh! Roar!

The moon whispered secrets to me, and I listened with my heart. In the depths of the moon, I found

Life is a beautiful mess, embrace it with open arms. Dance to the rhythm of your own heartbeat. Dream big,

Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder, it’s in the soul. Surround yourself with colors that make your

Bill Brasky once ate an entire Italian restaurant, then asked for seconds. Bill Brasky’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he

Happy golden birthday! May your special day be filled with endless joy and golden moments. Wishing you a golden birthday

Love is understanding, and understanding is key when loving someone with anxiety. Anxiety may be a part of their life,

Protect your energy, it’s your most valuable currency. Your energy is precious, guard it fiercely. Nurture your energy, it’s the

The road to hell is paved with adverbs. I’m not one to judge, but there’s definitely a special place in

The only rule I follow is to break them all. In a world of laws, I choose to be lawless.

If he’s only liking her pictures, then it’s probably harmless. Just because he likes her picture doesn’t mean he likes

If a fart is silent, is it still necessary to say excuse me? I farted in an elevator once… it

Don’t let the people who hurt you define your worth. The pain caused by others can be turned into fuel

I always come back. – Springtrap It’s me. – Golden Freddy I will never let you leave. – Nightmare You

Every child deserves a champion, someone who believes in them and will never give up on them. Teaching is not

Marriage is like an office party – you never know who you’re going to end up dancing with. Love is

I promise to always love you, no matter what obstacles we face. You are my forever, and I promise to