Anniversary Funny Sayings: Humor and Laughter in Celebrations

Cheers to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other above the sanity line!

Happy anniversary! We’re not pretending to be happy, we’re just really good actors.

Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.

Happy anniversary! The secret to a happy marriage is ignoring the unimportant fights ? like who left the dirty plate on the table.

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them!

Happy anniversary to the only person I can be myself with, laugh with, cry with, and cause some trouble with.

On our anniversary, just remember: I don’t need a fancy party or a big shiny cake. Just a fun adventure with you will do.

We’ve been together for so long that even our arguments are now on syndication.

We go together like ?copy & paste? Happy Anniversary!

On this date, S&H Green Stamps would have been cheaper!

If love is a sickness, then we definitely need to be quarantined for life!

Here?s to another year of my not-murdering you!?

They say marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

Happy anniversary to a couple who has made their marriage as perfect as it is made out to be in romantic books and movies.

Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me. Happy anniversary!

Anniversary Funny Sayings: Humor and Laughter in Celebrations part 2

Today we recognize and celebrate one of the greatest achievements of all time ? your staying married to me for X years!

Love means never having to say, ‘Are you done with the laptop?’ Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! Here’s to another year of sharing my bed with a snoring, blanket-stealing, too-much-pillow-taking love of mine.

Yay! We still like each other!

Still Married, Still in Love, Still Piss Each Other Off.

Happy Anniversary! Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me.

Being married is like any other job; it helps if you like your boss.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Happy Anniversary from someone who knows more about the inner workings of your marriage than any third party should.

Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works and the wife shops.

It’s remarkable how long we’ve tolerated each other.

Another year of defending our marriage from the undead. Happy anniversary!

A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I’m glad I chose my cellmate wisely.

Happy Anniversary! Let’s order in… I can?t think of anything more romantic than not having to cook.

Happy Anniversary to my other… and arguably better half.

Happy Anniversary! May our arguments continue to be short, our laughter loud, and our TV shows binge-worthy.

Here’s to another year of scrolling through Netflix saying ‘I don’t know’ to each other until we fall asleep.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity.

Happy Anniversary to someone I can talk to, laugh with, cry with, and cause some trouble with.

Love is being stupid together. Which basically sums up our marriage. Happy anniversary!

Another year, another wrinkle. But who’s counting them anyway? Happy anniversary!

Isn’t it crazy to think that we simply tolerate each other this long? Happy anniversary!

Marriage is choosing the same person every day. Luckily, it’s your anniversary and not mine!

Just think, all this time my observation skills have gotten better at spotting your NLIs (non-literal implications). Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary, you two! Exciting to see who?s going to forget this time next year!

On our anniversary, remember the first rule of marriage: If you are wrong, admit it. And if you are right, keep quiet!

Just a friendly reminder that ‘Netflix and Chill’ is not considered a romantic date. Happy anniversary!

Still a better love story than Twilight. Happy anniversary!

Happy anniversary! Here?s to another year of my not cleaning up after your cooking attempts.

Congratulations! You’ve been pretending to agree with each other for another year!

Happy anniversary! You’ve made it another year without one of you either breaking down or killing the other.

You two go together like cake and icing. Sugar overdose in full effect. Happy anniversary!

Being married is like being in a battlefield. You have to always prepare yourself for the war. Happy Anniversary though!

Happy anniversary! I’ve officially endured you long enough to deserve a reward.

An anniversary: where you look back at having a back-and-forth over back issues. Cheers to that, mate!