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Army of Darkness Quotes – Masterpieces of Dark Humor and Legendary One-Liners

Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

I’m the one who knocks!

Give me some sugar, baby.

Good, bad… I’m the one with the gun.

Groovy!

Hail to the king, baby!

I’ll swallow your soul!

This is my boomstick!

I may be bad, but I feel good!

Come get some!

You primitive screwheads!

Clatto… Verata… Necktie!

Buckle up, bonehead, ’cause you’re going for a ride!

We’re gonna get you, not another peep, time to go to sleep.

I’m not a vindictive man, but I found that I do have a very bad temper.

Who’s laughing now?

I don’t know, but it’s got a death curse!

I could have sworn I heard a chainsaw.

We can’t bury Shelly, she’s a friend of ours.

To Hell with all of you!

Klaatu… Barada… Nikto.

He went down into the cellar with a hottie and only one of ’em came back.

That’s right… who’s laughing now?

Do not approach the cellar door. Repeat: do not approach the cellar door.

I survived a zombie apocalypse and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: flesh, blood, skin, hair. But not a single, clear identifiable emotion.

I laugh in the face of evil.

I’m not crazy! It’s the dead who are crazy!

You all think you’re so damn superior!

Army of Darkness Quotes – Masterpieces of Dark Humor and Legendary One-Liners part 2

You’re going down… down the drain!

I don’t know what we are, but we’re not your typical tree-huggers.

Here’s Johnny!

I don’t want to be dead.

I used to be a highly respected scientist until I botched an experiment.

You’re all a bunch of crazy lunatics!

How do you like that, bonehead?

I’ve got a date with a hot babe tonight. Uh, she’s giving me some sugar.

It’s time to kick some ash!

I’m a reasonable guy, but I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things.

I’ll swallow your soul and digest your soul!

I guess that’s what you’d call ‘rogue science.’

I’m not a maniac. I’m a super hero!

I’m the king around here, and I make the rules.

I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with me!

I’m the one who’s been keeping this thing together. Me!

Give me some sugar, baby. Yeah!

I’ll be damned… there’s something out there!

We’ll swallow your soul! We’ll swallow your soul!

Who, me? I’m a shapeshifting demon who pretends to be a deadite.

The evil is destroyed, but the nightmare lives on.

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