Bar quotes

Life gets better with a beer in hand.

Cheers to good friends and great drinks.

In beer we trust.

Step aside, coffee, this is a job for alcohol.

A well-stocked bar is a recipe for happiness.

Drinking beer is a form of liquid poetry.

Beer: because you can’t solve all your problems, but it’s worth a try.

I’m not alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.

I may not be the bartender, but I’m definitely the life of the party.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, and in water there is bacteria.

I’d rather stay home and drink beer than go out and get a headache.

Beer makes everything better, especially Friday nights.

Drinking beer is like borrowing happiness from tomorrow.

When life gives you lemons, make a margarita.

Beer: because no good story ever started with someone eating a salad.

There is no problem that can’t be solved with a cold beer and good company.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

Beer is the answer… but I can’t remember the question.

Stay classy, stay hydrated, stay drunk.

Beer: because no great story ever started with a salad.

A meal without a beer is called breakfast.

Drink responsibly: don’t spill it.

Bar quotes part 2

Beer, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.

This bar runs on love, laughter, and a whole lot of alcohol.

Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

Here’s to nights that turned into mornings, and friends that turned into family.

Love is temporary, but whiskey is forever.

Forget love, I’d rather fall in whiskey.

Everything tastes better with a little bit of tequila.

Life is short, so make it sweet: add some sugar and alcohol.

Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink alcohol.

I’m not a heavy drinker, I’m just thirsty.

Life is too short for bad beer.

Good drinks, good vibes, and good times.

Stay out of my kitchen… but feel free to join me at the bar.

Cocktails and dreams: the perfect combination.

Drink until you’re charming, but stop before you’re obnoxious.

Alcohol: because no great story ever started with a salad.

If you can’t remember the night, it must have been a good one.

Wine flies when you’re having fun.

Love might be blind, but tequila will make you see double.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Tequila: because every once in a while, you need to let the worm out.

I’m not drinking alone, I’m socially distancing from reality.

When life gives you lemons, make a gin and tonic.

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m just thirsty.

Beer: a constant reminder that light at the end of the tunnel tastes good.

No matter what life throws at you, there’s always a cocktail to match.