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Bartender Sayings: Insightful Quotes behind the Bar

We serve a hangover, one drink at a time.

Shaken, stirred, or straight up, your drink is ready!

Trust me, you can dance. – Vodka

Drink twice, think once.

Sobriety is just a tip away.

Bartenders do it till last call.

Free advice with every beer.

I pour, therefore, I am.

The liver is evil, it must be punished.

Alcohol – because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

In dog beers, I’ve only had one.

I’m a bartender, I’m here to make pour decisions.

There’s no such thing as a former bartender.

Whiskey can’t solve problems, but it?s a damned good try.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Without beer, life is a mistake.

Cocktails: because no good story starts with That one time I ate salad…

No great story ever started with a glass of milk.

Shots: making bad decisions since the dawn of time.

Bartender: the therapist you can drink with.

I’m a bartender, I pour the party for a living.

Trust me, you can dance. – Alcohol

You know you’re a bartender when you understand ’86’ isn’t just a number.

I serve happiness in a glass, one round at a time.

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation… and hangovers.

Bartending: It’s a mix of a psychologist and a magician.

Bartender Sayings: Insightful Quotes behind the Bar part 2

Someone has to be the designated hero. Tonight, it’s the bartender.

We encounter all sorts of people, but at the end of the night, they’re all the same.

Alcohol: because no great story ever started with a salad.

Ice cubes in a shaker are my kind of symphony.

Bartending – it’s like a hangover, but you get paid.

You don’t need a therapist when your bartender is pouring.

Adding a twist of fun into every cocktail I make.

It’s the bartender’s rule: know your liquors, pour your heart out, muddle wisely.

Every empty bottle is filled with stories.

I don’t create cocktails, I create experiences.

This drink, it’s like a hug in a glass from me to you.

Life is full of shots. Choose yours wisely.

Shaken, stirred, or straight… every drink tells a tale.

One part alcohol, two parts charisma, and a dash of wit: That’s my secret recipe.

I pour, therefore I am.

Save water, drink cocktails!

In wine, there’s wisdom. In beer, there’s freedom. In water, there’s bacteria.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can prepare a cocktail and that’s kind of the same thing.

Shaken, not stirred.

Trust me, you can dance. ? Vodka

Alcohol ? Because no great story ever started with a salad.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

I’m on a whiskey diet.. I’ve lost three days already.

Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets.

Gin and bear it.

Drink triple, see double, act single.

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself.

LIQUOR UP FRONT, POKER IN THE REAR.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

The bartender is always right.

This isn’t a bar. It’s an alcohol lifestyle solution.

Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world.

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