Beer Sayings: A Collection of Funny Quotes and Puns

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

I work until beer o’clock.

Life and beer are very similar; chill for best results.

Save water, drink beer.

Beer, because no good story ever started with a salad.

Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink.

Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer.

There are no strong beers, only weak men.

Beer doesn?t have many vitamins ? that?s why you need to drink lots of it.

Craft beer: Because I’m too old for shots and too sophisticated for cheap lagers.

Good people drink good beer.

Without beer, life would be a mistake.

Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… against bars, poles, and tables.

In dog beers, I?ve only had one.

Draft-dodger: One who avoids beer on tap.

Craft beer: Because I like my beers like I like my holidays, full of flavor and twice as expensive.

A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

No, I’m not drunk. I’m just a designated drinker.

Beer: The reason I get up each afternoon.

I’ve only had two in dog beers.

Life is brewtiful.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I make pour decisions.

Take life with a grain of salt, lime, and a shot of beer.

Beer Sayings: A Collection of Funny Quotes and Puns part 2

Wish you were beer.

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862!

Respect the power of the brew.

Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk.

I work until beer o’clock.

You miss 100% of the beers you don’t drink.

I’m on a 24-hour beer diet.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

In dog beers, I’ve only had one.

Craft beer: Because no great story ever started with a salad.

Save Water, Drink Beer.

In heaven there is no beer? that?s why we drink ours here.

Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer.

Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean? against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

To beer or not to beer, that is a silly question.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

I fear no beer.

Beer: so much more than just a breakfast drink.

My beer diet seems to be working perfectly. I’ve already lost three days.

Remember, it’s just a hobby. Obsession would mean I’d have to attend meetings.

Without beer, life would be a mistake.

I try to say ‘no’ to beer, but it just doesn’t listen.

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

I got 99 problems and beer solves all of them.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

?Brewery: The original home office.?

Beer ? because one doesn’t solve the world’s problems over white wine.

Everyone needs something to believe in, and I believe I’ll have another beer.

Give a man a beer, waste an hour, but teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!

Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat; it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Good people drink good beer.

?Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.?

In dog beers, I’ve only had one.

?I’m on a beer diet, I’ve lost three days already!?

Beer: Brew, Enjoy, Empty, Repeat.