Birthday Humor – Funny Quotes to Celebrate Your Big Day!

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

Age is just a number, in your case a really high one!

I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a fossil!

Don’t worry about your age, just have a ton of fun, and act as ridiculous as possible.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

You’re not getting older, you’re just acquiring more value.

Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!

May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and just the right amount of awkwardness!

Don’t let aging get you down, it’s too hard to get back up!

They say age is just a number. Clearly, someone didn’t check your number this year.

At your age, you should really start lying about your age.

Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate like we’re 21, even if it takes us a couple of days to recover!

Age doesn’t make you old, your back going out because you sneezed does!

Don’t worry, they say the older you get, the wiser you become. So you must be really, really wise by now!

Growing up is mandatory, but growing old is optional. I guess you missed the memo.

Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not old, you’re vintage!

On your birthday, don’t count the candles on your cake or the wrinkles on your face. Just be glad that you’re not down for the count!

Birthday Humor – Funny Quotes to Celebrate Your Big Day! part 2

You’re another year older and I’m just another year goofy. So glad we’re still friends!

They say with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest people around.

Happy birthday! I promise not to tell anyone how old you really are… if you promise not to tell anyone how we met!

You’re never too old to be a kid. So go ahead, blow out those candles like a boss!

Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you when you least expect it.

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

Happy birthday! Don’t worry, you’re not getting older, you’re gaining street cred!

They say the best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. So, happy belated birthday!

A word of advice on your birthday: age gracefully, but don’t forget to laugh along the way!

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

Happy birthday! Just remember, wine gets better with age… just like you!

Getting older may be unavoidable, but growing up is totally optional!

Happy birthday to someone who was born to stand out… and now can’t find their glasses!

Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up!

To quote Shakespeare – ‘Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have birthdays thrust upon them!’

Birthdays are like vacations – an excuse to splurge on yourself and do things you wouldn’t normally do. So go ahead, eat that cake!

Happy birthday! May your day be as colorful as your hair.

Here’s to another year filled with questionable fashion choices and regrettable drunken nights!

Aging is inevitable, but maturing is optional. I hope you choose wisely!

Happy birthday! You’re not old, you’re just retro!

You’re not getting older, you’re getting better… at hiding the fact that you’re getting older!

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake and drink more wine!

Just remember, the older you get, the better you get… unless you’re a banana.

Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and all the cake your heart desires… just make sure it’s not carrot cake!

You know you’re getting old when you can’t even remember how old you are!

They say age is just a number… clearly, yours is unlisted!

Happy birthday! Remember, age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!