Boost Your Workday with Short Funny Motivational Quotes

I’m not lazy, I just have a high energy-saving mode.

Work hard, nap harder.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

Keep calm and pretend it’s on the lesson plan.

Keep your coworkers close and your snacks closer.

Success is 1% inspiration and 99% caffeination.

Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.

Don’t worry, be caffeinated.

I never make mistakes, I just have unexpected learning opportunities.

The only thing I’m committed to is my coffee.

I work well under supervision… said no one ever!

The key to success is a well-stocked snack drawer.

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness has clearly never bought coffee.

I’m not procrastinating, I’m giving my ideas time to marinate.

Donut worry, be happy.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that’s pretty close.

I may not be perfect, but I’m limited edition.

I cannot brain today, I have the dumb.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

The only exercise I do is running late.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

Work hard so you can afford better wine.

I’m not a teacher, I’m an educational entertainer.

Success is the perfect combination of coffee and ambition.

I follow the three R’s of the workplace: Rest, Rewards, and Reheating food.

Boost Your Workday with Short Funny Motivational Quotes part 2

I have a degree in procrastination… I’ll explain it later.

The only thing getting between me and success is my snooze button.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just on my own gravity experiment.

My goal is to consistently make more coffee than there is work to do.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, and a cluttered desk is a sign of genius.

Don’t worry about falling behind; worry about being caught.

I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately explaining why I’m right.

Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life… because that field isn’t hiring.

Be so good they can’t ignore you… or at least make enough noise that they don’t want to.

Work like a captain, play like a pirate.

I don’t always finish tasks, but when I do, it’s usually before the deadline.

I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.

I’m not a morning person, or an afternoon person, or an evening person.

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.

I’m not disorganized; I just have a mind like a Picasso painting.

If I were meant to be working, the coffee machine would be quieter.

I’m not a control freak; I just like things to be done my way.

I’m not a superhero, but I’ll save the day with my endless supply of snacks.

The key to success? Caffeine, confidence, and a killer playlist.

Keep calm and pretend you know what you’re doing.