Borat: Most Memorable Quotes

My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!

May George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child in Iraq!

Although Kazakhstan is a glorious country, it has a problem too: economic, social, and Jew.

I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, U.S dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

That suit is black-not.

In Kazakhstan, we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

King in the castle! King in the castle! Have a chair, I have a chair!

Very nice! How much?

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

I feel like American movie star Dirty Harold… Go ahead, make my day, Jew?

Gypsy, who is this woman you have shrunk?

I like to make sexy time.

Is not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man?

My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. Nice!

I am very excite!

This suit is not black!

When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.

Do not try and shrink me, gypsy. I serious.

Very nice! How much?

Borat: Most Memorable Quotes part 2

What’s up, vanilla face?

I like you, do you like me?

I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

In Kazakhstan, the favorite hobbies are disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis.

My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!

May George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child of Iraq!

I hope you kill every man, woman, and child in Iraq, down to the lizards.

My mustache still tastes of your testes.

You will never get this, you will never get this, la la la la la!

When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.

If you cheat on me, I will crush you.

I am very strong physique. I can throw a rock at a gypsy from 15 meters.

Is it a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man?

Now, I know not to make a sex attack on Pamela Anderson.

If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?

My moustache still tastes of your testes.

In Kazakhstan, it’s illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place except for in brothel or in grave.

I like you. Do you like me?

When I buy my wife, at the start she was cook good, her vagine work well, she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: HOARRRR SHE RECEIVE HAIR ON CHEST, AND VAGINE HANG LIKE SLEEVE OF WIZARD!

If this car drive into a group of gypsies, will there be any damage to the car?

I feel very much relax.

You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?

I very excite. I have had a great success.

I like to make romance inside of you.

There is no more bears in Kazakhstan. We shoot the last one from helicopter on the

very proud moment for us.

I arrived in America’s airport with clothing, US dollars and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.

?May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child from Iraq!?

?In my country there is problem, and that problem is transport. It take very very long, because Kazakhstan is big.?

King in the Castle, King in the Castle! I have a chair!

Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.

May your first child be a masculine child.

This suit is NOT BLACK.

Her voice become deep BORAT BORAT , eh? She receive hair on chest, and her vagine hang like sleeve of wizard?s robe.

I go to America!