Bros before hoes.
A bro never lets another bro drink alone.
Bros don’t let bros skip leg day.
The bro code is sacred.
A bro always has his bro’s back.
Bros don’t let bros wear cargo shorts.
A bro never steals another bro’s girl.
A true bro doesn’t judge another bro’s fashion choices.
A bro always shares his wings at the sports bar.
A bro never forgets to spot his bro at the gym.
Bros don’t mansplain to each other.
Bros always support each other’s dreams.
A bro never leaves another bro hanging for a high-five.
Bros don’t let bros get bad haircuts.
A true bro always has his bro’s favorite beer on hand.
Bros don’t let bros shop alone on Black Friday.
A bro never turns down a challenge from another bro.
Bros don’t let bros wear socks with sandals.
A bro always knows the lyrics to his bro’s favorite song.
Bros don’t let bros post embarrassing photos on social media.
A true bro always gives his bros nicknames.
Bros don’t let bros drink and drive.
A bro never lets another bro skip breakfast.
Bros don’t let bros text their exes.
A bro always knows when it’s time for a bro night.
Bros don’t let bros wear no-show socks with dress shoes.
A true bro is always there to offer a shoulder to cry on.
Bros don’t let bros skip leg day… again.
A bro never hits on another bro’s sister.
Bros don’t let bros wear Ed Hardy shirts.
A bro always brings the burgers for the BBQ.
Bros don’t let bros take bathroom mirror selfies.
A true bro always gives his bros dating advice.
Bros don’t let bros blame their flatulence on others.
A bro never tells another bro’s embarrassing stories in front of others.
Bros don’t let bros wear crocs.
A bro always respects his bro’s personal boundaries.
Bros don’t let bros eat pizza with a knife and fork.
A true bro always remembers his bro’s birthday.
Bros don’t let bros forget to wear deodorant.
A bro never flirts with another bro’s girlfriend.
Bros don’t let bros get cheesy pickup lines.
A bro always knows where the best happy hour deals are.
Bros don’t let bros dance alone at weddings.
A true bro always helps his bro move.
Bros don’t let bros drink wine coolers.
A bro never lets another bro skip leg day… ever.
Bros don’t let bros wear Ed Hardy hats.
A bro always remembers his bro’s favorite sports team.
A true bro never forgets the first rule of bro code.
The world was hers for the reading — Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn
One must always be careful of books and what is inside them, for words have…
We tell ourselves stories in order to live — Joan Didion, The White Album