Cheech and Chong: Famous Quotes from the Iconic Duo

Hey man, am I driving okay? – Cheech

No, you’re supposed to be stupid, man. Everybody’s supposed to be stupid and then they like you. – Chong

I been smoking since I was born, man, I can smoke anything, man. – Cheech

It’s not about winning or losing. It’s about how you play the game. – Cheech

If we’re not back in 15 minutes… Wait longer! – Chong

Man, this is a nice house, man! Got to be rich to live in a house like this. – Cheech

Looks like dog shit… Smells like dog shit… Must be dog shit! – Chong

Hey man, just go with the flow. – Cheech

That’s some heavy shit, man. – Chong

Remember, man, we’re all God. So, like, smile, man. – Cheech

If you want to get loaded, why don’t you just order a shot? – Chong

There’s nothing like the present, man. – Cheech

I was in a place once… you’ve probably heard of it… It’s called ‘outer space.’ – Chong.

Like if you think too much, then you start getting things that are confusing. – Cheech

The world’s most precious resource is the human mind. – Chong

Just because I look like a man doesn’t mean I have to smell like one. – Cheech

Teach, not punish; explore, not regret. – Chong

Mexican Americans don?t like to just get into gang fights, they like flowers, and music, and white girls named Debbie too. – Cheech.

Cheech and Chong: Famous Quotes from the Iconic Duo part 2

I use the language that the audience understands. – Chong

I’m blind! I can’t see!…..too late. – Cheech

Dave’s not here, man! – Cheech

Weed’s not, like, a drug. It’s a leaf! – Chong

Open up! It’s Dave! Who? Dave! – Cheech

I wasted my life, but the view is incredible. – Chong

God, that’s great! Usually I’m real tense, but you made me feel relaxed. – Chong

Things are tough all over, cupcake. – Cheech

Hey, man, am I driving okay? – Cheech

Oh, wow, man! – Chong

Bailiffs, whack his pee-pee! – Cheech

I know you don’t smoke weed. I know this. But I’m gonna get you high today. Because it’s Friday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do. – Cheech

Hey, man, how’s my driving? – Chong

Bears are crazy, Willie. They’ll rip your head off, man. – Cheech

Save the whales… collect the whole set! – Chong

I could have been in my office right now. I could have been making a ten-thousand-dollar deal. I could have been doing a lot of things… but where am I? I’m stuck in the jungle with you. – Cheech

Hey man, you got a joint? It’d be a lot cooler if you did. – Chong

Even if I don’t say it, I still dig it.

Things always seem to work out when you smoke.

We’ll be just like Cheech and Chong, minus the bong.

I used to be Cheech. Now, I am just me.

Being able to make people laugh is a gift? and we are gifted.

The costumes are like really bad superheroes.

You gotta have a sense of humor in this business.

We didn’t say that we’re best friends. That’s the press.

We’re put on earth to have a good time. That’s my belief. We’re gonna have a good time. We’re gonna have a party.

Remember: if you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your sense organs seriously, if you take the energy process seriously, you must turn on, tune in, and drop out.

It’s better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.