Clever and Funny Sayings from Dachshunds

Life’s short, play with a dachshund.

Dachshunds make the world a better place.

Keep calm and pet a dachshund.

Dachshund lover for life.

Life is better with a dachshund.

All you need is love and a dachshund.

In a perfect world, every dog has a home and every home has a dachshund.

My dachshund wags more than his tail, he wags his heart.

Dachshunds – proof that size doesn’t matter!

Dachshund is my spirit animal.

I’m head over heels for dachshunds.

My dachshund thinks he’s human.

Dachshunds are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.

Love is a four-legged word. And it’s called ‘Dachshund’.

Dachshunds: the only thing on earth that loves you more than they love themselves.

Dachshunds: tiny body, huge personality!

Squat like your Dachshund is watching!

Home is where the Dachshund is.

Eat. Sleep. Walk the Dachshund. Repeat.

The best therapist has fur and four legs – a Dachshund.

In a world where you can be anything, be kind…and a dachshund owner.

I’m not single. I have a dachshund.

Dachshund: A small dog who believes he is a lion.

All you need is love and a dachshund.

Dachshunds: Proof that size doesn’t matter.

Get a long little doggie…a dachshund!

Dachshund: The original hot dog.

Clever and Funny Sayings from Dachshunds part 2

Handle every situation like a dachshund. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Home is where the dachshund is.

Dachshund rule: If I fits, I sits.

Dachshunds: Half a dog high and a dog and a half long.

If there are no dachshunds in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

How long does a dachshund need to be? Long enough to touch from your heart to theirs.

Life is short, so are my legs.

Can’t have just one! Dachshund syndrome.

Dachshund owners don’t laugh at their dogs, they laugh with them.

Being normal is boring, be a dachshund.

Dachshund – The heartbreaker breed, because leaving them at home is unbearable.

Dachshunds are like potato chips, you can’t have just one.

Life is better with a dachshund.

I’ve got 99 problems and dachshund solves all of them.

In a perfect world, every dog has a home and every home has a dachshund.

Life is short, so are my legs.

All you need is love and a dachshund.

Dachshund: a heart wrapped in fur.

I kiss my dachshund on the lips.

Dachshund ? a little dog with a big personality.

My dachshund is NOT spoiled… I’m just well trained.

Dachshunds: Proof that God has a sense of humour.

Happiness is a warm dachshund.

It’s not a home without fur-kids and a dachshund.

Beware of the dachshund… it steals hearts.

I work hard so my dachshund can live a better life.

Keep calm and pet a dachshund.

If there are no dachshunds in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Dachshund – a small dog who fills a large space in your heart.

Stubborn dachshund tricks: Sit, stay, fetch? Nope, but can warm your heart.

Dachshunds leave paw prints forever on our hearts.

Who needs a therapist when you have a dachshund?

The road to my heart is paved with dachshund paw prints.