Derry Girls Quotes: The Most Memorable Sayings From The Show

Let’s get one thing straight. You are the love of my life. I’m sick. I have to put up with you.

No situation is ever improved by panicking.

Life is tough. You’re tougher.

Nobody screws with the Derry girls.

Everyone has a role to play. Me, you, him – we’re all just pieces in the jigsaw.

Never underestimate the power of a determined woman.

This is gonna be some craic!

A problem shared is a chancer halved.

You can’t live your life worrying about what other people think.

When you’ve got nothing, you’ve got nothing to lose.

The laugh is on you, boys, ?cause I?m not even ticklish!

It’s literally like living in a Christmas special 24/7!

If anyone?s setting the feminist agenda around here, it?s going to be us.

Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen, it’s not going to happen!

This whole situation has really gotten out of hand.?

You don?t need to make everything a thing, Michelle.

I’m not being an individual on me own.

The most rebellious thing you can do is to a load of stupid stuff just to piss off mammy!?

Good intentions never won a chippy dinner, love.

I think we?re all in need of some divine intervention.

Sweet suffering Jehovah, it?s the morning already?

We’re not British, we’re not Irish, we’re Derry Girls! – Erin

Derry Girls Quotes: The Most Memorable Sayings From The Show part 2

Sure, I’m chock-a-block, Erin. I’ve a tap class at 3, bikini wax at 4, then I’m on the light-late ferry to Buncrana to buy meringue. – Sister Michael

?I?m not being individual on me own!? – Michelle

I’m not being an individual on my own. – Clare

I don’t smoke, I just really enjoy Fire Safety. – Orla

I have so much potential, potential coming out of my fanny. – Michelle

You can’t ring Childline every time your mother threatens to kill you. – Mary

You’re just a selfish, bitter, twisted, evil oul bitch, Auntie Sarah. No offense. – Michelle

I have never been prouder. You’re like a wee Martin Luther King, James. – Joe

It’s actually very hard being friends with someone who’s a complete selfish ride all the time. – Orla

She’s not having a very good time, God, bless her. She just found out red makes her look haggard. – Erin

God, why does no one else have to pretend to be a dickhead? – James

I like the way I look. I think I look like one of the women off Baywatch. – Granda Joe

?Honest to Christ, do you think I have nothing better to be doing?? – Sister Michael

If anyone is feeling anxious, worried, or maybe you just want a chat, please, please, do not come crying to me. – Sister Michael

We’re a bit weird, our family, aren’t we? – Erin Quinn

Every time I go to dance I feel happier in myself. It’s about self-expression. – Orla McCool

I’m not being an individual on me own! – Michelle Mallon

I’m not a person you want to put in a life-threatening situation. – James Maguire

If anyone is feeling anxious, worried, or maybe you just want a chat, please, please do not come crying to me. – Sister Michael

Sometimes it?s like I want to get caught to put an end to all the deceit. – Clare Devlin

I wanted to be an individual. But my ma wouldn’t let me. – Michelle Mallon

You’re dismissive of all things you cannot understand, Sister. – Clare Devlin

We’re the best friends in Derry, my dear. – Erin Quinn

I am a natural beauty, but it would kill you to let the world in on that wee secret? – Michelle Mallon

I’m disrupting the patriarchy. – Clare Devlin

Erin, we’re from Derry. The only exciting thing that ever happens here is someone has too many drinks and drowns. – Orla McCool

I will not be associated with the gathering of Sluts. – Sister Michael

I?m such a dick, I don?t want to be a dick. – Clare Devlin

I tell people you’re your true self and they can’t handle it, let them suffer. – Erin Quinn