Dumb Celebrity Quotes

I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa. – Britney Spears

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness. – Alicia Silverstone

So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? – Christina Aguilera

I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa. – Mariah Carey

I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me. – Jessica Simpson

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very shallow. I think that lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness. – Reese Witherspoon

When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. – Nicole Richie

I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries. – Paris Hilton

I get to go abroad, see lots of places, and meet lots of people. I like that. – Lindsay Lohan

Dumb Celebrity Quotes part 2

You should always wear underwear, because you never know when you’re going to get into a car accident and have to go to the hospital. – Kim Kardashian

I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish, and I know that’s very popular out there in Africa. – Jennifer Lopez

I am so scared of flying actually. I can’t even get on a plane unless I have a Bloody Mary first. Now I’m bloody Mary whenever I fly. – Drew Barrymore

Every time I decide to do something, I do it. – Miley Cyrus

I think gay guys are way more romantic than straight men. I really do. I think they love vague things in life. – Katy Perry

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’. – Jessica Simpson

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff, like, gross. – Mariah Carey

I feel sorry for the earth’s population because so many people will never be able to say that they’ve been to Disneyland. – Kanye West

I love Africa in general. South Africa and West Africa, they are both countries. – Paris Hilton

I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states. – Raquel Welch

Smoking kills, and if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields

I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot! – Marilyn Monroe

Do you think they have supermarkets in Iran? – Britney Spears

I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

I think they should have an Internet tax. Every time you use Google, you should have to pay a tax. – Snooki

I never graduated from high school because I was busy pursuing my career. – Justin Bieber

I’m not a fan of ancient music. – Lady Gaga

What’s Walmart, do they sell, like, walls there? – Paris Hilton

Smoking kills, and if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields

I think that I’m totally fearless. I don’t think I will ever be scared of anything. – Lindsay Lohan

Isn’t it weird how every time you get to a new city, you find another Jewish person? – Madonna

I love Japan. It’s the only place I know where you can say ‘Godzilla’ in public and not get arrested. – Quentin Tarantino

I get to go overseas to lots of countries, like Canada. – Britney Spears

I never get all sentimental about old clothes. Clothes are the least of my problems. – Anna Wintour

Smoking kills, and if you’re killed, you’ve lost a major opportunity in your life. – Brooke Shields

I don’t want to be a person who lives with regrets. I just want to move forward. – Kim Kardashian

When I was young, I used to hope that everyone’s mom was as cool as mine. – Gisele Bündchen

I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa. – Mariah Carey

The rumor about me getting my ribs removed is not true. I only remove the cheeseburgers. – Tyra Banks

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea’! – Jessica Simpson

I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa. – Jessica Simpson

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

I’m an ambassador for peace, love, and happiness. But if you threaten my family, I will personally rip out your eyeballs. – Angelina Jolie

It’s great to model, but it’s not all I have going on. If modeling ended, I’d still have Donald Trump. If I quit, I’d fail everyone. – Ivanka Trump

The only survivor of a sunken boat drifted shore on a deserted island. When a rescue team came, they asked how he managed to survive. He replied, ‘Oh, I had a radio, a hammock, and a grand piano.’ – Elton John

I think it’s great that we don’t have to grow up. We can still act like kids and enjoy the fun things in life. – Justin Bieber

I like being a styled guy. – Donald Trump

I believe that, like, we’re all equal as humans, but I believe that there are some people that are, um, superhuman. – Paris Hilton

I’m the number one human being in music. – Kanye West

I’d love to visit Iraq, right after I visit France. – Jessica Simpson

I’m going to help the middle class. I want to make America great again, like it was in the past. – Donald Trump