Fabulously Funny Gym Quotes for Ladies

Sweating like a pig, but feeling like Beyoncé.

Strong is the new sexy.

Sore today, strong tomorrow.

Don’t wish for a good body, work for it.

Squat now, wine later.

Leg day? More like peg-leg day.

Sorry, but my workout is more important than your text message.

Gym hair, don’t care.

Squatting to find my prince charming.

My mascara runs faster than I do on the treadmill.

Putting the ‘fun’ in functional fitness.

Does running late count as cardio?

Flexing my girl power at the gym.

I’m not sweating, I’m sparkling.

Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated.

Burpees don’t like you either.

Gym time is me time.

Eat, sleep, gym, repeat.

Getting fit, one cheeseburger at a time.

Sweating away the stress, one squat at a time.

Strong women don’t have skinny days.

Biceps and mascara make a deadly combination.

Dumbbells and lipstick: my two favorite accessories.

Gym: where my weaknesses become strengths.

Confidence is the best outfit, muscle is the best accessory.

Gym buddies make the sweat worth it.

Muscles and martinis: a balanced lifestyle.

Gym time is my happy hour.

Working out is my therapy, and the weights are my shrink.

No pain, no champagne.

My sweat is just fat crying.

Gymnasium: where women go to build strength and laugh at their dry shampoo addiction.

Fabulously Funny Gym Quotes for Ladies part 2

You may see me struggle, but you’ll never see me quit.

Sweat is just weakness leaving the body.

Train like a beast, look like a beauty.

Life is too short for boring workouts.

It’s not sweat, it’s my body crying for more squats.

Girls just wanna have guns.

Stay focused and fit, because pizza never screams ‘You’re beautiful!’

Gym-ratting is a cardio exercise for the heart.

Keep calm and squat on.

Fitness is not about being better than someone else, it’s about being better than your former self.

Don’t stop until you’re proud.

You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.

Strong women lift each other up.