I’m just outstanding in my field.
Well plow my field and call me sally.
I’m not as green as the cabbage I’m growing.
May your life be like a wild flower growing freely in the beauty and joy of each day!
Life is better on the farm.
My tractor is smarter than your honor student.
Farm: It’s the only place where ‘What did the chicken do today?’ is a valid conversation starter.
Balancing hay and humor ? the life of a farmer.
So God made a farmer, because he needed someone strong enough to clear trees and heave bales, yet gentle enough to tame lambs and wean pigs and tend the pink-combed pullets.
Don’t worry, I’ve goat this!
Just another day in udder paradise.
Don’t be a heifer, be a little moo-ving.
Got dirt? We do!
I farm, you eat.
Farmers: the original hipsters, growing stuff before it was cool.
It’s so quiet here, you can hear corn growing.
Farming: because starve has 5 letters too.
If you ate today, thank a farmer!
There’s no bull about it, farming is hard!
A day in the field is better than a week in the office.
Keep calm and farm on.
Cut crop not corners.
Break new ground, but watch out for old roots.
Bad farmers expect apples in June.
I?m outstanding in my field, but I hear it?s crop circles that are really in.
Farmers don?t just work till the sun goes down. They work till the job gets done.
Tractor O’clock is my favorite time of day.
Money grows in rows, if you are sowing it right.
Farming: The art of losing money while working 400 hours a month to feed people who think you are trying to kill them.
I can drive a tractor, but the chickens are still smarter than me.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
The only selfies I take are with my livestock.
Some days it?s not even worth chewing through the restraints.
I don?t need an alarm clock. My chickens wake me up.
Doesn?t matter whether you are a city guy or a country guy, when the tractor?s stuck everyone?s a farmer.
I know the voices in my barn aren?t real, but man do they come up with some great ideas.
In farming, everybody?s got a job to do and no one?s job is easy.
Farmer: Someone who is outstanding in their field, but also outstanding in their ?field.’
Nature always bats last. If it rains, I?ll let it.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch … I call it ‘lunch.’
My pet is my tractor. Same maintenance, but pulls more weight.
Farming: It?s a dirty job, but someone is gotta taste that dirt.
Not getting your hands dirty? You?re definitely doing farming wrong.
A chicken is just an egg’s way of making another egg.
Farmer’s philosophy: Out standing in your field.
I’m a farmer. I spend all day in the field; I’m outstanding in my field.
To farmers: May your hens lay, may your cattle feed, and may the rain fall on your field.
Thank GOD I don’t look like what I’ve been through, especially during harvest!
Farmers are the only business owners that buy everything at retail, sell everything at wholesale, and pay shipping both ways!
Farming: A game of life where you always throw ‘anything can go wrong’ dice.
They say laughter is the best medicine. They lied. It?s seed to harvest.
Being a farmer is easy. It’s like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire. And you’re on fire. And everything is on fire.
Why did the scarecrow become a successful farmer? He was outstanding in his field.
A farmer’s diet: Anything that’s in season or on sale.
If you ate today, thank a farmer and give him a beer, he probably needs it.
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
Farmers: We work in acres, not in hours.
The early bird could use some of the worm’s coffee!
You know you’re a farmer when you’re always outstanding in your field, come rain or sun!
Lost my watch on the farm, but I have plenty of time now. I can always watch my crops.
Farming ? the art of losing money while feeding people you don’t even know.
A day in the country is worth a month in the city.
If a farmer becomes a musician, would they be outstanding in their band as they are in their field?
Why did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where is popcorn?
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