Funniest Cinco de Mayo Quotes and Sayings to Light Up Your Celebrations

Why don’t we taco ’bout how great Cinco de Mayo is!

Fiesta like there’s no manana!

I’m just here for the tacos and tequila.

Cinco de Mayo: the only day of the year when eating your body weight in guacamole is acceptable.

Keep calm and margarita on.

Let’s not burrito around the bush, Cinco de Mayo is the best holiday!

On Cinco de Mayo, every hour is happy hour.

Salsa dancing my way into the fiesta!

Chips, salsa, repeat – my type of cardio.

If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, more? Cinco de Mayo!

Live every day like it’s Cinco de Mayo.

If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

Remember, your Cinco de Mayo party isn’t complete until you wear your sombrero!

I hate tacos said no Juan ever.

Cinco de Mayo: where everyone can be Mexican for a day!

When life gets tough, just remember: there’s always Cinco de Mayo.

Mexican cuisine: always bringing people closer, one taco at a time.

Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.

Gonna celebrate Cinco de Mayo with or without mayo.

Every taco is just a tortilla who believed in second chances.

Life isn’t always tacos and tequila, but it should be.

Cinco de Mayo: where ‘am I drunk?’ and ‘am I awake?’ are the same question.

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If life gives you limes, make margaritas.

On Cinco, we drinko.

If you can’t trust people who wrap your burrito, who can you trust?

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a taco.

Eat, drink and be Mayo.

Fiesta like there’s no manana.

You had me at tacos.

Cinco de Mayo is here, let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout.

May the 5th be with you.

I’ve been training for Cinco de Mayo all year. It’s like my Super Bowl.

Cinco de Mayo? I thought you said Cinco de Drinko.

I don’t need a reason to love tacos, I need a tortilla.

When life gives you lemons, slice those suckers up and find some tequila.

The only bad taco is the one you didn’t eat.

Cinco de Mayo is the best excuse to have that extra margarita.

It’s Cinco de Mayo, so…you gonna finish that taco?

Cinco de Mayo: The one day of the year when mayo isn’t just a condiment.

Cinco de Mayo: The only day when eating a whole jar of salsa by yourself isn?t judged!

May your Cinco de Mayo be like a Mexican pinata?bursting with joy, goodies, and surprises!

Why do we celebrate Cinco de Mayo? Because tacos can?t eat themselves!

I hate Cinco de Mayo said no Juan ever.

Cinco de Mayo: the holiday where you can eat more tacos than you can count!

If life gives you limes, it’s probably Cinco de Mayo. Time to make margaritas!

I’m a little chili, but I’ll be hot tamale. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

On Cinco de Mayo, everyone?s Mexican. Even that?s not a wall Donald Trump can build.

It’s Cinco de Mayo. Now, pass the tacos and let?s fiesta till manana.

Remember, Cinco de Mayo is not complete without sombreros, tacos and a bad Mexican accent.

When life gives you Cinco de Mayo, turn it into a week-long celebration.

Cinco de Mayo ? that one day of the year when ?Drunk by noon? doesn?t sound that bad!

I don’t always celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but when I do, I don’t remember it the next day.

Cinco de Mayo: Because everyone wants to taco-bout it.

Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. Let?s shell-ebrate it with loads of tacos and tequila!

Cinco de Mayo Checklist: Party, Siesta, Repeat.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, or as I like to call it, Cinco de Drinko.

Cinco de Mayo: The one day of the year when two tacos is just the appetizer.

I would make a taco joke, but that?s too cheesy. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Cinco de Mayo: Proof that the lime does not fall far from the margarita glass.