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Funny American Sayings

I’m as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

He’s so ugly, they should have pinned a tail on him and called him a skunk.

I feel like a cat on a hot tin roof.

She’s wound up tighter than a $2 watch.

He’s got more excuses than a politician.

He’s as sharp as a bowling ball.

She’s as handy as a pocket on a shirt.

He’s slicker than snot on a doorknob.

He’s crazier than a pet coon.

She’s sweeter than a deep-fried Twinkie.

I’m busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.

He’s dumber than a box of rocks.

She’s as stubborn as a mule chewing on briar patches.

I’m feeling as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

He’s about as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.

She’s as clumsy as a bull in a china shop.

He’s as slow as molasses in January.

I’m as happy as a pig in mud.

She’s as sharp as a tack.

He’s got more tricks than a rodeo clown.

I’m as lost as a fart in a windstorm.

She’s crazier than a soup sandwich.

He’s as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

I’m as hungry as a bear.

He’s got more curves than a country road.

She’s tougher than a two-dollar steak.

He’s got more brains than a wagonload of monkeys.

Funny American Sayings part 2

I’m as transparent as a glass of water.

He’s got more wrinkles than a prune.

She’s livelier than a cat on a hot tin roof.

I’m as happy as a clam at high tide.

He’s got more tricks up his sleeve than a magician.

She’s as smart as a whip.

He’s so innocent, he wouldn’t know the difference between a cow and a calf.

I’m as jumpy as a jackrabbit.

She’s as cold as a witch’s heart.

He’s got more swings and misses than a little leaguer.

I’m as confused as a cow on astroturf.

He’s as smooth as butter.

She’s sharper than a two-edged sword.

He’s got more energy than a room full of toddlers.

I’m as tired as a dog.

She’s got more sass than a cat in a hat.

He’s as witty as a stand-up comedian.

I’m as clumsy as a bull in a china shop.

She’s got more moves than a snake in the grass.

He’s as stubborn as a mule.

I’m as witty as a fox.

She’s got more attitude than a teenage girl.

He’s as sharp as a needle.

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