Funny and Motivational Work Quotes to Brighten Your Day

I find motivation in knowing that my alarm clock can’t beat me.

Work hard so you can buy all the coffee and donuts your heart desires.

Procrastination is my cardio…and also the reason I drink so much coffee.

I don’t always love my job, but I always love payday.

Remember, the early bird gets the worm…but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door…or just pretend someone’s at the door and take a break.

Success is 10% inspiration, 90% caffeine.

Mondays are rough, but remember, the weekend is just a few days away…unless it’s Tuesday.

Sometimes all you need is a little motivation and a whole lot of coffee.

The key to productivity is finding the perfect balance between actually doing work and looking like you’re doing work.

Remember, it’s not about how many hours you work, it’s about how many coffee breaks you take.

Always give 100% at work. Unless you’re giving 100% to finding a way to leave early.

Some people call it multi-tasking, I call it trying to see how many things I can do at once before I lose my mind.

Success is not the key to happiness, but a never-ending supply of chocolate in the office sure helps.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

The only thing stopping me from being productive is my desire to browse the internet for funny cat videos.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but I’m pretty sure coffee is a close second.

Funny and Motivational Work Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 2

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

I’m not addicted to work, I just have a massive fear of unemployment.

The secret ingredient to success? A never-ending supply of snack foods in the office kitchen.

Some people call it laziness, I call it energy conservation.

Work hard, nap harder.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a give-me-coffee-or-die person.

The best part about work? Leaving at the end of the day and knowing it’s time for happy hour.

Office meetings would be so much more fun if we incorporated a dance-off or a karaoke battle.

I like my coffee like I like my workday: never-ending and filled with cream and sugar.

Success is a journey, not a destination…unless the destination is a tropical beach with a margarita in hand.

The only thing worse than Monday mornings is realizing it’s actually still Monday afternoon.

I don’t always love my job, but I love paying my bills even more.

You know it’s been a long day at work when you start fantasizing about laundry and doing dishes.

My favorite part of the day is that magical moment when my work computer shuts down.

If I could travel back in time, I’d tell myself to invest in coffee and stock up on office snacks.

I don’t always have a plan, but I always have a backup plan…and a backup to the backup plan.

Coffee and wit: the two things I rely on to get me through the workday.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, but accidentally hitting ‘Reply All’ is definitely embarrassing.

If you want to achieve greatness, you have to do great things…like refilling the office coffee pot.

My biggest fear is running out of coffee…and then realizing it’s only Monday.

If at first, you don’t succeed, try again…or just find someone else to do it for you.

Life is too short to wait until Friday for happiness. Make everyday a Fri-Yay!

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just giving my ideas extra time to marinate…and by ideas, I mean opening up a new tab to watch funny cat videos.

The office thermostat is a constant reminder that success can be found in the ability to adapt.

I woke up this morning and decided to crush my goals…right after I finish this cup of coffee.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand…preferably during a meeting when no one’s watching.

They say hard work pays off, but let’s be real, popularity and a good sense of humor go a long way too.

Life is too short for boring work. Find your passion, then find a way to get paid for it…preferably with lots of vacation time.