Funny Anniversary Quotes

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.

Our anniversary is a reminder that we are a match made in heaven… and at the risk of sounding cheesy, it must be because we’re both nuts!

Husband: a man who will take out the trash and fix your car. Wife: a woman who will take out the trash and fix your car.

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.

Love is sharing your popcorn. Marriage is sharing your popcorn… without complaining.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the wife.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person… and pretending to listen to their long stories.

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

Marriage is essentially a workshop. You work and I’ll shop.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Marriage is like a game of chess. If you make a wrong move at the beginning, it’s hard to recover.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the wife.

Funny Anniversary Quotes part 2

The secret to a happy marriage: a sense of humor… and a short-term memory.

Marriage is like an epic game of tag. You’re it forever.

Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Marriage is like a pack of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the spouse.

Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.

Marriage is like a cup of tea. If you pour too much milk, it’s ruined. But if you don’t pour any at all, it’s tasteless.

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.

Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the spouse… unless the wife is talking!

Marriage is like a trip to a foreign country. It’s all about learning to say ‘yes dear’ in 10 different languages.

Marriage is like a public transport ride: crowded, noisy, and you have to give up your seat to the elderly.

Marriage is like a long, dark tunnel: you enter with the lights off, but the exit is always visible.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. If you play your hand right, you’ll have a full house every time.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the spouse… unless the husband is not listening.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the wife… unless she’s not getting her way.

Marriage is like a fine wine. It gets better with age. And after a few glasses, you don’t care if it’s red or white.

Marriage is a workshop where the husband forgets the anniversary and the wife reminds him for the rest of their lives.

Marriage is like a car. It requires maintenance, a lot of money, and a good sense of direction.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the spouse… until the in-laws get involved.

Marriage is like a roller coaster. You can scream, cry, and hold on for dear life, but you can’t get off until the ride is over.

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife winces.

Marriage is like a horror movie. You never know when the next jump scare is coming.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband… when he lets her think she’s right.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the wife… when she lets him think he’s right.

Marriage is like a marathon. It starts with a lot of excitement and ends with a lot of sweating.

Marriage is a journey. It starts with a vow, and ends with… who took my last slice of pizza?

Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get… until it’s all gone and you’re left with the empty wrapper.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the spouse… until they both realize they were wrong.

Marriage is like a Rubik’s Cube. It takes time, patience, and a lot of twisting and turning to get it right.

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops… online.

Marriage is like a game of poker. You start with a pair, and by the end, you’re married to a full house.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the spouse… until bedtime.