Funny atheist quotes
I’m an atheist because I have a personal relationship with reality.
If it weren’t for the concept of God, atheists would have nothing to not believe in.
As an atheist, I believe in one thing: facts.
Atheism: The original ‘think for yourself’ religion.
Atheists don’t have to worry about Hell – we’ve already been to a church potluck.
Atheism: Religion without the messy worship part.
Atheists: We put our faith in science, not fairy tales.
Atheists don’t have a cross to bear, except maybe for the occasional debates with believers.
Atheists: living proof that you can be good without God.
Atheism: the only religion that requires a sense of humor.
Atheists: we don’t believe in a higher power, but we believe in higher SAT scores.
As an atheist, the only burning bush I’m interested in is the one that dispenses french fries.
Atheism: because no book written thousands of years ago should dictate our modern morality.
Atheists: We see miracles every day in the wonders of the universe.
Atheism: The only religion that won’t knock on your door on a Saturday morning.
Atheists: We pray to the gods of logic and reason.
Atheism: We believe in the power of humanity, not a higher power.
Atheists don’t have to worry about a divine plan – we’re the masters of our own destiny.
As an atheist, I don’t need a sacred text to tell me murder is wrong; I have empathy.
Funny atheist quotes part 2
Atheism: because nothing tests your faith like an empty parking lot during church hours.
Atheists: We don’t need a god to find meaning and purpose in life.
Atheism: the religion that doesn’t require blind faith, just open eyes.
Atheists: We believe in treating others with kindness because it’s the right thing to do, not because we fear divine punishment.
Atheists: We don’t believe in miracles, except when the Wi-Fi signal doesn’t drop.
Atheism: the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he exists.
Atheists: We choose reason over superstition.
Atheists: We have the best Sunday mornings – no guilt, no sermons, just brunch.
Atheism: because we prefer truth over comforting lies.
Atheists: We believe in the power of humanity to create positive change, not prayers to a higher power.
As an atheist, I have faith in one thing: my ability to question and seek knowledge.
Atheists: We believe in evolution, not fairy tales about talking snakes.
Atheism: the ultimate rebellion against the concept of divine authority.
Atheists don’t have to worry about offending a higher power – our prayers go unanswered anyway.
Atheism: We find beauty in the natural world, not in myths and legends.
Atheists: We don’t need god to know right from wrong – we have empathy and compassion.
Atheism: The only religion that honors the power of critical thinking.
Atheists: We don’t believe in a god, but we believe in good deeds.
Atheism: The only religion that welcomes skeptics with open arms.
Atheists: We don’t need heavenly promises to live a fulfilling and meaningful life.
Atheism: because the burden of proof should be on the ones making extraordinary claims.
Atheists: We believe in equality and human rights because it’s the right thing to do, not because a book told us so.
Atheism: We don’t need a god to find awe and wonder in the universe.
Atheists: We don’t need a higher power to find purpose and fulfillment in life.
Atheism: because we prefer reality over comforting delusions.
Atheists: We believe in the power of human potential, not the power of prayer.
Atheism: the religion that encourages independent thought and questioning authority.
Atheists: We see miracles in the everyday acts of kindness and compassion.
Atheism: the belief that humans can be good without the threat of divine punishment or promise of reward.
Atheists: We don’t need a god to find inspiration – we have the wonders of science and art.
Atheism: because living an evidence-based life is more fulfilling than living in blind faith.