Funny atheist quotes

I’m an atheist because I have a personal relationship with reality.

If it weren’t for the concept of God, atheists would have nothing to not believe in.

As an atheist, I believe in one thing: facts.

Atheism: The original ‘think for yourself’ religion.

Atheists don’t have to worry about Hell – we’ve already been to a church potluck.

Atheism: Religion without the messy worship part.

Atheists: We put our faith in science, not fairy tales.

Atheists don’t have a cross to bear, except maybe for the occasional debates with believers.

Atheists: living proof that you can be good without God.

Atheism: the only religion that requires a sense of humor.

Atheists: we don’t believe in a higher power, but we believe in higher SAT scores.

As an atheist, the only burning bush I’m interested in is the one that dispenses french fries.

Atheism: because no book written thousands of years ago should dictate our modern morality.

Atheists: We see miracles every day in the wonders of the universe.

Atheism: The only religion that won’t knock on your door on a Saturday morning.

Atheists: We pray to the gods of logic and reason.

Atheism: We believe in the power of humanity, not a higher power.

Atheists don’t have to worry about a divine plan – we’re the masters of our own destiny.

As an atheist, I don’t need a sacred text to tell me murder is wrong; I have empathy.

Funny atheist quotes part 2

Atheism: because nothing tests your faith like an empty parking lot during church hours.

Atheists: We don’t need a god to find meaning and purpose in life.

Atheism: the religion that doesn’t require blind faith, just open eyes.

Atheists: We believe in treating others with kindness because it’s the right thing to do, not because we fear divine punishment.

Atheists: We don’t believe in miracles, except when the Wi-Fi signal doesn’t drop.

Atheism: the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he exists.

Atheists: We choose reason over superstition.

Atheists: We have the best Sunday mornings – no guilt, no sermons, just brunch.

Atheism: because we prefer truth over comforting lies.

Atheists: We believe in the power of humanity to create positive change, not prayers to a higher power.

As an atheist, I have faith in one thing: my ability to question and seek knowledge.

Atheists: We believe in evolution, not fairy tales about talking snakes.

Atheism: the ultimate rebellion against the concept of divine authority.

Atheists don’t have to worry about offending a higher power – our prayers go unanswered anyway.

Atheism: We find beauty in the natural world, not in myths and legends.

Atheists: We don’t need god to know right from wrong – we have empathy and compassion.

Atheism: The only religion that honors the power of critical thinking.

Atheists: We don’t believe in a god, but we believe in good deeds.

Atheism: The only religion that welcomes skeptics with open arms.

Atheists: We don’t need heavenly promises to live a fulfilling and meaningful life.

Atheism: because the burden of proof should be on the ones making extraordinary claims.

Atheists: We believe in equality and human rights because it’s the right thing to do, not because a book told us so.

Atheism: We don’t need a god to find awe and wonder in the universe.

Atheists: We don’t need a higher power to find purpose and fulfillment in life.

Atheism: because we prefer reality over comforting delusions.

Atheists: We believe in the power of human potential, not the power of prayer.

Atheism: the religion that encourages independent thought and questioning authority.

Atheists: We see miracles in the everyday acts of kindness and compassion.

Atheism: the belief that humans can be good without the threat of divine punishment or promise of reward.

Atheists: We don’t need a god to find inspiration – we have the wonders of science and art.

Atheism: because living an evidence-based life is more fulfilling than living in blind faith.