Funny Bathroom Quotes

A clean bathroom is a happy bathroom.

Bathroom humor always gets a flush of laughter.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s got the funniest bathroom of them all?

Wash away your worries in the bathroom oasis.

In this bathroom, we aim to please.

Rub-a-dub-dub, there’s laughter in the tub.

Don’t be a party pooper, wash your hands!

Sorry, but your bathroom humor is just not potty trained.

Life is like a toilet paper roll, it keeps unraveling.

Call of nature: the bathroom is always ready for duty.

I don’t always use the bathroom, but when I do, it’s for epic thinking sessions.

Everyone poops, so let’s make the bathroom a place of equality and laughter.

Learning to aim in the bathroom is a valuable life skill.

The bathroom is my sanctuary for deep thoughts and epic selfies.

Wash your hands, because germs are faster than you think.

This bathroom is equipped with a laughter detector.

Someone once said, ‘Life is like a roll of toilet paper, it goes really fast at the end.’

Excuse me, but it smells like someone’s been doing some serious funny business in here.

The bathroom is a place where ideas are born and laughter is shared.

Wash your hands and say a little prayer for all the germs you’ve left behind.

Now accepting applications for the title of Chief Bathroom Comedian.

In this bathroom, we believe in laughter, love, and a little splash of potty humor.

Funny Bathroom Quotes part 2

Behind this bathroom door lies a world of hilarious possibilities.

Don’t forget to flush, because funny business should never be left behind.

Bathroom experiences may be crappy, but they always make for great stories.

Think twice before going in, the bathroom might be in the middle of a stand-up routine.

Remember, no matter how bad things get, your bathroom will always be there for you.

A bathroom without laughter is like a shower without hot water.

In this bathroom, we believe in keeping it clean and keeping it funny.

Laughter is the best medicine, but please don’t try to cure your constipation in the bathroom.

If you think bathroom humor is weird, you haven’t seen the conversations happening in here.

I’m sorry, but your bathroom jokes are not up to par. Please try again later.

Life’s too short to be serious in the bathroom.

Two things you should never underestimate: the power of laughter and the strength of toilet paper.

Welcome to our bathroom, where laughter echoes louder than the flush.

Bathroom humor: what separates us from the animals.

Sorry, but your bathroom joke just got flushed down the drain.

Keep calm and let the bathroom be your laughter sanctuary.

This bathroom might be small, but the humor in here is larger than life.

Warning: excessive laughter may result in splashing accidents.

In this bathroom, we believe in a little humor and a lot of handwashing.

Step into the bathroom and let the laughter wash over you.

I vibe with the bathroom, it’s where my funniest ideas are born.

Consider yourself lucky if you find a bathroom with good acoustics for singing in the shower.

The bathroom is where I go to think deeply about shallow thoughts.

When life gets messy, take a shower and laugh it off.

Laughter is the best form of stress relief, especially when you’re sitting on the throne.

The bathroom: where your best ideas are hatched and your worst jokes are flushed.

In this bathroom, cleanliness is next to funniness.

Enter with a sense of humor, exit with a refreshed soul.