Funny Batman Quotes: Humour in the Heart of Gotham’s Hero

I’m not wearing hockey pads!

I may be crazy, but then again, so is Batman.

Always be yourself, unless you can be batman. Then always be Batman.

Even batman listens to his mom… Oh wait.

Work out? I lift two buckets of water every morning. That’s all the weight lifting I need. And the best part? It also cleans my Batmobile.

I’m Batman. Your argument is invalid.

I’m not saying I’m Batman. I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in a room together.

Who needs the sun when you have the Bat-Signal?

Why do we fall? So we can learn to get back up and punch some criminal faces.

The awkward moment when someone’s voice isn’t matching with their personality, and you’re sitting there like ? ‘I’m Batman’.

In my world, there?s no such thing as a night off. Unless it’s Netflix and chill with Alfred.

My cape may say ‘dry clean only’, but it handles crooks just fine.

Who am I? I’m the guy who makes the impossible possible. I’m Batman.

I don’t call

I use the Bat-Signal.

I don’t always hang out on rooftops, but when I do, I prefer Gotham’s.

Phenomenal cosmic powers? No thanks, I have gadgets.

For me, it’s like ‘Pizza or Chinese?’ Ninjas or Criminals?

It’s not who I am underneath, but the number of gadgets I own that defines me.

Funny Batman Quotes: Humour in the Heart of Gotham’s Hero part 2

Caped crusader by night, sleep-deprived billionaire by day.

Guess I must be the bat cause I’m flying solo.

I’m not wearing hockey pads.

I’m Batman.

It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

I never said ‘thank you’. And you’ll never have to.

Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people deserve more.

I’m whatever Gotham needs me to be.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the room remains the same.

Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

A hero can be anyone.

Not everything. Not yet.

This isn’t a car. This is the Batmobile.

I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.

She was only a thief.

It’s not about what I want, it’s about what’s fair!

You don’t get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman.

I’m not just a mask. And I?m not just Bruce Wayne.

I may be a criminal lunatic, but I’m an American criminal lunatic!

The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

If I have to have a past, then I prefer it to be multiple choice!

I’m not wearing hockey pads.

I’m Batman. Your argument is invalid.

What’s the difference between you and me? I’m not wearing hockey pads.

I have one power. I never give up.

SWEAR TO ME!!

I’m the goddamn Batman.

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.

Sometimes the truth isn’t good enough. Sometimes people need more.

It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming.

This isn’t a car.

Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies shared my dread.

You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with.

It’s not just your name, sir! It’s your father’s name! And it’s all that’s left of him. Don’t destroy it.

You don’t get heaven or hell. Do you know the only reward you get for being Batman? You get to be Batman.

You can’t stop crime. That’s what you never understood. I’m controlling it. I’m making it work for me.

I’m neither good nor bad. I’m just a guy in a rubber suit who wants to make a difference.

And why do we fall, Bruce? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you.