Funny Birthday Jokes – Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh!

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

You know you’re old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a roadmap of life.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not over the hill yet, but you have a great view!

Birthdays are like cheese. They smell more and more as time goes on.

You’re not getting older, you’re just increasing in value… like fine wine!

Birthdays are the perfect time for saggy balloons and goofy hats.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

Remember, age is a funny thing. It only matters if you’re cheese or wine.

Happy birthday! Don’t worry, they say laughter is the best medicine… unless you’re old, then it’s polypharmacy.

Birthdays are like toilet paper: the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

You know you’re getting old when you bend over to tie your shoe and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.

Happy birthday! Better to be over the hill than buried under it!

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional, and getting your age wrong is just embarrassing.

Birthdays are like the best punchlines to the joke of life.

Funny Birthday Jokes – Hilarious Quotes to Make You Laugh! part 2

Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!

Happy birthday! Don’t let the candles on your cake set off the smoke alarms.

Birthdays are like the perfect punchline to life’s awkward joke.

You’re not 45, you’re 18 with 27 years of experience!

Birthdays are God’s way of telling us to eat more cake and have more fun!

Happy birthday! Remember, you may be getting older, but at least you’re not extinct.

You don’t get older, you level up!

Birthdays are like wine bottles – the older, the better… or at least that’s what we tell ourselves.

Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese or wine. Then it’s very important!

Happy birthday! Don’t count the candles on your cake; it will only make you feel older.

Birthdays are like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get until it’s too late.

You’re not old, you’re retro!

Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really big one.

Birthdays are meant to be celebrated like you’re turning 21… and regretted like you’re turning

Age is the funny thing that doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese or a wine.

Happy birthday! Keep calm and treat yourself like it’s your last day on Earth… because you never know.

Birthdays are like cats, they sneak up on you when you least expect it.

You’re not old, you’re well-seasoned.

Happy birthday! Remember, the older you get, the better you get… unless you’re a banana.

Birthdays are like naps, the older you get, the more you need them.

Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a calendar of all the fun you’ve had.

Happy birthday! It’s time to start lying about your age… in the other direction!

Birthdays are like bird poop – they stick with you forever.

You’re not old, you’re a classic!

Happy birthday! Remember, age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter… until you can’t remember.

Birthdays are like taxes – the older you get, the more you have to pay.

Age is just a number, but maturity is a choice… and apparently, you didn’t get the memo.

Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic vintage.