Funny Birthday Quotes

Age is just a number, but wrinkles are the real deal. Happy birthday!

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!

Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot, you’ll go crazy trying to find them!

Wishing you a birthday as amazing as you are…which is really saying something!

Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still way younger than your next birthday!

Getting older sucks, but hey, at least you’re not a dinosaur!

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake!

They say age is just a number…unfortunately for you, it’s also a wrinkle!

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday!

If they say laughter is the best medicine, your birthday party should be held at a comedy club!

Happy birthday to someone who’s still a kid at heart…at least when they’re not complaining about their back pain!

You know you’re getting old when your cake collapses under the weight of the candles!

Birthdays are like glowsticks – the more you have, the brighter they shine!

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine…or at least a mediocre cheese!

Don’t worry about the wrinkles, they just make it easier to smile wider!

Who said you can’t have your cake and eat it too? It’s your birthday, do what you want!

Happy birthday to someone who’s not just another year older, but another year wiser…or so they say!

Funny Birthday Quotes part 2

They say age is a high price to pay for maturity, but I think you got a bargain!

Remember when birthdays were all about having fun instead of counting the gray hairs?

Happy birthday to someone who’s the life of the party…until the cake is gone!

They say the secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!

Happy birthday to someone who always knows how to bring the fun…and the cake!

You’re not getting older; you’re leveling up!

Another year older means another year wiser…or at least another year closer to using the senior discount!

Happy birthday to someone who still thinks blowing out candles can make wishes come true!

You know you’re getting old when you’re more excited about your cake than the gifts!

Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional. Stay young at heart, my friend!

Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number…a really big, scary number!

Don’t worry about the gray hairs; they’re just a sign of how wise and experienced you are!

Another year older means another year cooler. Happy birthday!

Celebrating your birthday should be like when you wear a tiara – it should make you feel like a queen!

Happy birthday to someone who’s sweeter than the cake and sparklier than the candles!

You may be another year older, but don’t let that age your inner child!

Birthdays are like cheese – they stink a little, but they’re always better with wine!

Happy birthday to someone who’s just as fabulous and fierce as they were in their prime…whenever that was!

Don’t worry about getting older; as long as you keep having birthdays, you’ll always be young at heart!

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the ride!

Happy birthday to someone who never lets their age define them…unless it’s to get a senior discount!

Age is just a number…a number that goes up way too quickly!

They say age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body!

Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not old, you’re just getting more experienced at celebrating!

Another year, another reason to eat cake for breakfast!

Getting older doesn’t mean you have to grow up. Stay young at heart and keep the fun alive!

Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine…or maybe just a slightly rotten cheese!

Remember, age is just a number. In your case, that number is somewhere between ‘old’ and ‘ancient’!